Hes Seen The Rise And Fall Of Empires But Never The Inside Of A Shower - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

The deep pain of being unable to murder fictional characters… and also not wanting to get bodysnatched by a russian rat who very clearly predates shampoo

I saw someone say "give fyodor an award" and uh no actually id rather hit him over the head with a brick multiple times but thanks anyway


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