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DATING HOBIE BROWN HEADCANONS

WARNINGS: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SPOILERS.

PAIRINGS: HOBIE X GN! READER

— Hobie brown is that type of lad to randomly carry you while walking then jump around with you, he does it all the time, on stage, backstage, at your house, at the park, in the parking lot. Anywhere.

— He would constantly buy you gifts since he's busy being a rockstar and spiderman. He's constantly on the road, sometimes with you, but unlike him, you aren't spiderman. You still help cover for him and call the police to catch the recent bad guy he had stopped but it doesn't help him but feel as if he takes you for granted.

— He's always swinging you from place to place, whenever he needs to clear his mind, he takes a midnight swing and always invites you. Sometimes while swinging, he throws you up in the air to hear you scream then teases you about it.

— Everytime there's a minor inconvenience, he just walks away, just like in the movie. If you argue, he just says your right, even if he doesn't think that, then goes away till you cool off.

— My dude LOVES affection. He constantly hugs or kisses you, maybe does other things too, but mosty hugs and kisses. He constantly hugs you from behind and kisses your cheek.

— During his Canon event, he had barley taken care of himself and you had to remind him to eat, drink and sleep so he could function. He never forgot about that and he never will, during those moments he was at his worst and you picked up his pieces and placed him back into the hilarious, outgoing and confident spider he is.

— Whenever you get scared by a spider, instead of being a decent human being and removing the spider from the area, setting it free, he's a little shit who will grab the spider, I'm not joking, GRAB. The spider then proceed to chase you around with it.

— If you'd sleep in, he would start playing some metal shit on his guitar to wake you up, and not just any metal, HEAVY METAL. You've woken up multiple times just by him playing his guitar to wake you up since you are 'a heavy sleeper.'

— He doesn't get jealous that often since he has complete faith in you, your relationship is built on trust and love, nothing will ever change that.

— He will do anything for you. Want chocolates at 3 AM? He'll buy you chocolates at 3 AM. You want to watch a movie, he'll swing you to the movies and you'll watch together. You want him to threaten someone? Just send him the address.

— His love language is quality time and music. Bro loves it and if you make him a playlist he is down bad on his knees.

— Hobie brown, aka, the man who would never let someone as much as lay a finger on you live unharmed. Hobie brown, the man who seemed to constantly fought for freedom to all, the man who was too confident for the government itself. Hobie brown, the man whoet you stay over all the time and allowed you to borrow all his clothes when you didn't have any.

— Hobbie brown, aka the same man who's confidence falters as you put him in his place. Hobbie brown, the good boy who follows all your orders. Hobie brown who whimpers and begs for you to inch closer. Hobie brown who let's you take control of his body, allowing you to do as you wish.

i would KILL for sub!hobie oh my god. i need him outwardly justifying his need to get smacked around and put in his place with some half-baked disdain for the “violent, patriarchal, fascistic male hegemony on power in and on pleasure” or something until he’s been forced to cum so many times that he learns to just shut up sometimes ❤️

Warnings: Dom!Reader, come swallowing.

Pairings: hobie x gn! reader.

"Love, are you trying to torture me?" Hobie asked between pants. There you two, sat on his couch, his legs were open as you sat between them, slowly stroking his cock, placing your thumb on the head.

"This is your fault for running off midway." You mumbled before licking it, a think strip from base to head. You let out a sigh, placing his hands into your hair. He already came 2 times, he didn't know what your intentions were and he honestly was curious enough to see where it was going to go.

"Sorry love, had to deal with the male fascistic male hegemony on power in and on pleasure." He whispered. You rolled your eyes before taking him in one more, slowly bopping your head causing a whine to escape from his mouth. His breathe started to quicken as you fastened your pace. You swirled your tongue on the top of the head, making him release another sound.

"Fuck, you look so pretty on my." He stopped talking once you pull out. He started to pant as he looked at you. He couldn't take it anymore, you kept teasing, making him beg for more. You stood up, placing your hand onto the side of his head, leaning in.

"I've had enough of fucking fascists, I've also had enough of you talking about them all the fucking time, so shut the fuck up if you want to finish." You whispered before kissing his lips. He smiled at you before you sat back down. You took his whole length, slowly bopping your head and licking the head over and over again. He let out a sigh, biting his lip to stop himself from making any noise.

"Love, I'm close, fuck." He whispered. You moaned causing Vibrations to course through him. He let out a small sigh before grabbing your head again, pushing you down as the white fluid entered your mouth.

You raised your head, swallowing the sticky fluid before straddling Hobie, you kissed his lips. He placed his hand around your lips, pulling you closer.

"It's my turn love."