How Is He Not Dead - Tumblr Posts

the-artist-from-hell
3 years ago

My boyfriend was telling me about his friend who got lost in a forest not to long ago and I was like “oh god is he ok now?” And he simply sent me these screen shots of messeges between him and that friend after his friend got out of the woods

My Boyfriend Was Telling Me About His Friend Who Got Lost In A Forest Not To Long Ago And I Was Like
My Boyfriend Was Telling Me About His Friend Who Got Lost In A Forest Not To Long Ago And I Was Like
My Boyfriend Was Telling Me About His Friend Who Got Lost In A Forest Not To Long Ago And I Was Like
My Boyfriend Was Telling Me About His Friend Who Got Lost In A Forest Not To Long Ago And I Was Like
My Boyfriend Was Telling Me About His Friend Who Got Lost In A Forest Not To Long Ago And I Was Like

Weird shit

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weird shit weird stuff lost in the dark lost in the woods legostarwars lego lego games the fuck??? how does one get lost in the fucking woods only to be saved by a lego Star Wars game what the fuck how is he not dead sjdmdjdjfkckckc
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violet--the--dragon
5 months ago

One Time I Fed a Kid Styrofoam

He actually fricking ate it too. Then my other friend found out it was poisonous. The kid who was eating it just picked another piece up, opened his mouth, put the piece in his mouth, chewed, and swallowed.

I have no idea how that kid is still alive.

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story time with Violet true story how is he not dead like he should have died kinda wish he did if i'm being honest
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