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cats are loved creatures, but from what we have studied here at GENZ.CO there are only 3 apparent personalities that they can have

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yeah this is still a cat

the orange cat (also known as a tabby) is more susceptible to the last stage. often being blamed on their color, though recent research at GENZ.CO has shown that they are just in a constant state of being actively high on shrooms, they try to tell the humanoid that lives with them this information, but it depends on the humanoid what they will do. the most common answer is to start petting them.

rare cases of cats being able to switch through these personalities have been more often then not, a result of a shelter cat being rescued. we have a lead on why this is happening and why it is common for only rescued cats. it may involve a cult or subspecies.