How The Keyblade War Really Began - Tumblr Posts

Everyone: *gathered in the kitchen with Foretellers & Luxu sat at the table and the MoM standing beside a broken coffee maker*

Master of Masters: So. Who broke it?

Everyone: ...

Master of Masters: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Ava: ...I did, I broke it--!

Master of Masters: No. No, you didn't. Gula?

Gula: Don't look at me...look at Aced.

Aced: What? I didn't break it.

Gula: Huh, that's funny. How'd you even know it was broken?

Aced: Uh, because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Gula: Suspicious.

Aced: No, it's not--!

Ira: If it matters, probably not, but...Invi was the last one to use it.

Invi: *gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Ira: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Invi: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Ira!

Ava: Alright, alright, let's not fight, it's my fault, let me pay for it, Master.

Master of Masters: NO! Who broke it?!

Everyone: ...

Gula: ...Master...Luxu's been awfully quiet--

Luxu: REALLY?!

Gula: Yeah, really!

Everyone: *starts arguing loudly*

Later...

Master of Masters: *standing in the hallway with their argument still being heard a floor away* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.