How To Turn Off More Data Collection - Tumblr Posts

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Yah, it's just us! I mean, and some fraction of our 5,000 employees, of course. And all these cookie vendors. And our 743 corporate partners, that's a given. And some of their employees (some of whom might provide a path for your information to be sold on the dark web??). But don't worry about it! We're very secure.

Oh, uh, yah our corporate partner's data partners, too, yah. (You know, um, their "vendors and other parties, affiliates, customers, partners, and service providers"). But that's not us! No, no, we really care about your privacy! That's why we made it so easy to opt out! But not from using data from this service to amalgamate a dossier. That's always active, sorry. Errr, yes, on you. The dossier is you.

Hey! Don't get snippy with us! You consented to the dossier! Yah, in the EULA that we can change at any time for any reason. But also here, where is says always active. You specifically consented to the dossier by not turning off the always active thing! Look closer.

Closer.

There you go! We had it turned on by default, because that's how consent works. No, we're quite sure that IS how consent works.

Oh, no, sorry we ARE still collecting this data. Because we can't turn that part off. We really can't. Don't worry, all we're doing is keeping it safe for you, you silly goose! Because you said we couldn't give it to any of these partners here. We're just holding on to it. Until we get a new partner, yah.