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Lily: Albus won’t come out of his room!

James: Just tell him I said something.

Lily: Like what?

James: Anything factually incorrect.

Lily, shrugging: If you say so.

Albus, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Rose: So you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze this stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?

Albus: *putting an ice pack on Scorpius's eye* Yes!

"How did you two become friends?"

Albus: I found him in an alley way and dragged him out of a dumpster.

Scorpius: Alright now tell them what actually happened.

Albus: We were thrown into the same dumpster

Scorpius: why is your back all scratched up?

[flashback to Albus chasing a raccoon after Scorpius told him to leave it alone]

Albus: i’m having an affair.

Rose: *carrying Albus on his back*

Scorpius: Is he good?

Rose: Hey, Albby, you alive back there?

Albus: *incoherent mumbles*

Rose: Good enough for me, let's go.