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⚠️HPHM datamine spoilers - year 8⚠️
They got him. There’s no escape now. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
The Boys but Hogwarts Mystery or something idk
I’m tempted to make additional HPHM character, but everything in story will be taken literally, seriously and in an extremely completionist way.
Let me explain why…
MC is a superhuman. Bio product. Artificially created by government with the help of Dai Ryusaki’s researches. Even Dumbledore is in cahoots with that.
MC is set to cultivate multiple skills - becomes an animagus, enhances their legilimency, does absolutely every chore and event planning around Hogwarts, befriends nearly entire school and solves their problems, becomes Prefect and later Head Girl/Boy, passes OWLs and NEWTs in all O’s, plays and wins the entirety of Quidditch, makes any creature bow and tremble before them, closes every Cursed Vault, becomes a master Duelist, does every investigation for Hogsmeade ever, singlehandly runs and supervises the Clubs, keeps Forbidden Forest in tact, gains obscure titles and achievements for breakfast, does half of the work for both Ministry and St. Mungo.
Not to mention that they also have to deal with at least 8 people having a crush on them.
And all that in a span of 7 Years. Under Dumbledore’s careful watch and guidance.
For best efficiency MC’s “parents” are ordered to distant themselves from MC as much as possible, so MC develops immunity to stress on their own, and Merlin forbid they develop any human feelings or emotions. That’s why MC’s mother is so absent in their life throughout school years.
But the father? Oh, the father.
Peregrine. Peregrine is in fact, is a previous failed experiment. We know from their dialogue with Dumbledore - Peregrine had a painfully similar to MC school life. But somewhere along those years, up to Wizarding War something went wrong. He gained his own consciousness and woke up from Ministry’s influence on him. He found out what he is, and set himself to go against Ministry.
Dai Ryusaki was not a dark wizard, but we found out he feared his own inventions and attempted to prevent others from using it as it was dangerous. Peregrine’s curse has nothing to do with that amulet he’s carrying around, or anything from the outside. Peregrine’s curse occurred inside him because of the experiment and it IS what went wrong.
Peregrine made an underground organization and wants to take Ministry down for what they did to him, and now he gradually can’t take a single sneeze without aggravating himself and setting Ryusaki’s Fury off.
But what about MC? Peregrine can’t tell MC about their true nature. He fears to set MC’s fury as well, and doesn’t wish that upon them. Instead, he attempts to give MC bits of what Ministry took from them - he rebels against Ministry’s ways and dumps at least some parental affections to them. Although he fails at it because there’s so little time left before MC graduates and Ministry will inevitably snatch them to work for them and use as a weapon, and Peregrine is between 5 fires himself. All he can do is rushed and sometimes outright dangerous to himself and others decisions, that are more often than not taken over by R Fury without him even realizing that.
He knows he’s cursed. But he doesn’t always know when it’s showing. And he can’t accept any help because of his big “main character” ego. Despite all that he still dare I say, loves his kids and wants to prevent them from, in his eyes - greater evil.
What about others in the story?
Rakepick is a government experiment that went rogue as well. But she developed a lot more murderous and sociopathic tendencies, and possibly without use of Ryusaki’s research. While Peregrine and MC are set to charm and gather people around, Rakepick is not. She was meant to be efficient worker, problem solver. Until she became a problem…
She was sent to take Peregrine down. She pretended to join R on her own terms, and was meant to dismantle it and their Leader. She would go to any extent, and because of her frivolity she would even take down MC to hit Peregrine where it hurts. But it happened so, that someone else took the blow for MC and we know how that ends…
Rakepick wanted MC down, because she thought MC will end up like Peregrine. She’s not concerned about Ministry’s interests, she thinks that she knows better. However, after everything that went down, during Azkaban events, she sees and realizes where she was wrong, and just simply states that MC “has a good heart, and shouldn’t loose it”.
That concludes her character and her arc.
Jacob was not raised to be Ministry’s secret weapon. He gained a lot of similar to MC talent on his own, but he has too much free will and acts rather emotionally than rationally. That’s why Ministry dismisses him, as they simply don’t see potential in him.
Jacob does a bit of a better job at giving MC family experience, right under Ministry’s nose. Although, it’s still not perfect obviously. And, Jacob acts on the matters on his own, and gets hurt a lot, making mistakes that are inherent if you’re a human being.
Despite turning most of attention to MC for reasons stated above, Peregrine cares about Jacob as well. He desperately wants to be a normal human being, a father at that. Jacob wants to have his family as well. It just happened so, that their family is in this big of a mess.
MC’s mom is a mindless Ministry drone, I will not elaborate, we will never see her.
Who and why joins R? Why are people of R are so against the government, that they are willing to work with Peregrine?
R members we seen were walked over by government in one way or another. They all seem to be typical denizens of Knockturn Alley, but they end up there not because they’re inherently evil. But because, if in this world you fail at following the system - you end up at the bottom. They have no choice, but to live like this, because the system doesn’t give them another chance. Or, they suddenly do have a choice, and it’s to join an organization. It’s not perfect, it doesn’t have your best interests in mind. But it promises to stick it to Ministry, right?
And now, when majority of your organization are these people, they will inevitably do something stupid. So, when you send someone like Shiratori to retrieve your kids, someone like Shiratori will do something stupid, like attack them, or have 0 diplomacy and talking skills.
That’s why R appears to be an evil Cabal. They may not have “bad” intentions, but they just don’t possess better skills and are full of spite and grudge.
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The final conclusion.
THEY ALL NEED THERAPY HAHAHAHAHAHA
Byeeee!
I… Easy R anyone?
⚠️HPHM Year 7 spoilers?⚠️
This is why he was late to that double Rakepick meeting.
It had to be done, as usual
Finally. A follow up with the only logical continuation.
Everybody, welcome Perif. …Arigrine?? Idk, but there will be more.
I got carried away and wrote a whole goofy semi romantic script. And you’ll have to witness it.
Also, I thought it would be fun if muggle studies professor office is hiding behind that plane piece in the wall, how cool would that be :}
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Continuation to - https://www.tumblr.com/dirtyfox911911/699506135155261440/how-about-234-more-ministry-puns
MC is just instantly good at everything
Happy Pride Month, you beautiful demons you ~
Meet the Dad
What do you think his class does? Aside from being literally less sneaky Spy.
It fits, you know?
And I wanted to use this song so bad. Anyway, here’s also a ref doodle I made for myself before animating, feel free to use :}
Where can I hire a Shiratori maid? Asking for a friend
YEAAAH MUGGLE STUDIES
Imagine studying this in school
Legally - I am your father now
Pick one, don’t be shy ☺️
Badeea!
Gave her baggy overalls and made her shorter visually!
There’s not much you can do with their designs in game when all their models use the same skeleton…
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Gonna draw all BH friends just because
Keep an eye out for your fav!
Merula 🐍
You know what? Fine. If they really want her to have bleached ends - i might as well make it work better.
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Gonna draw all BH friends just because
Keep an eye out for your fav!
Soup 🐥
Ah yes, Soup
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Gonna draw all BH friends just because
Keep an eye out for your fav!
Barnaby! 🦔
Adult life treats him rough, but he’ll pull through :,}
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Gonna draw all BH friends just because
Keep an eye out for your fav!
Chiara 🐺
I have nothing to add to her, she has a pretty good design :}
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Gonna draw all BH friends just because
Keep an eye out for your fav!