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T'au mechs turning with all the grace of a gas giant's diamond rings, lifting their polished heads with the same care as a master architect plots his arcs with compass and protractor, and pissing when the Space Marine Gets Too Close™

Imperaboos with their shrimpmaxxing shouldermaxxing mechs cannot even fathom the sigma enlightenment of a T'au battlesuit sashaying onto the battlefield in tactical stilettos with the silhouette of a garbage can with million-dollar legs and, retaining excellent posture, unloading two Guard regiments' worth of firepower downrange

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