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i spent my time making this instead of studying for my exams

Pork and Beans ????

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go

But have you considered: Thorin might be nearsighted?

Case in point:

Exhibit 2

“It cannot be.”aka Doesn’t actually recognize Azog until he starts talking…

This needs no explanation:

*BOOM*

Exhibit 3:

Not subtitled, but Thorin shouts for Kili when actually Fili is the one who was almost crushed >.< 

Exhibit 4

Not pictured because I couldn’t find a gif, but Thorin prompting Balin to lead them out of Rivendell because he “can see knows these paths”

Exhibit 5 

Cut off Azog’s arm, was probably aiming for something slightly more fatal, couldn’t tell he was alive when dragged back inside Moria…

Exhibit 6

WHERE’S BILBO?

(”I have no idea because I can’t see for shit.”)

Conclusion:

Since wearing glass in front of your eyes is slightly more of a liability for a fighter than people’s faces being slightly blurry, I’m just gonna throw this out there as a possible explanation for fandom to run with ;)

The funniest version of "why didn't Aziraphale ask Crowley to move in" is that he thought Crowley already had. He's around so much of the time anyway! It's not like he needs to sleep! When he leaves, Aziraphale assumes he's just out causing petty mischief and will be back in time for breakfast. Sometimes he brings scones!!