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Utterly Fuming

Some time ago, I spent hours coming up with the perfect theory about theory about minions and their genitals and/or lack of them, and thought maybe I would torment someone other than my friends with this. I decide to look it up just in case, and...

There's a fucking buzzfeed article already.

I had evidence, I had reasoning, I had thought of everything. I worked harder on this than any single piece of schoolwork. Then Buzzfeed shows up with a screenshot of a naked minion and a poll.

The poll doesn't even have the right answer.