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Weird Religious Joke that Popped into my Head

Demon: I am Legion, for we are many!

Unknown Entity: I am religion, and we are many more.

For the briefest of moments, the fabric of the world flickers behind this entity, and with this stripping comes the revelation of god after god, pantheon after pantheon from every race and culture that has ever existed or has yet to exist. Their number is beyond counting, for with them lies their various heavenly hosts and adherents who have passed into paradise. Even those deities whose purpose is to punish stand within the throng, accompanied by their adherents and subjects, sharpening their swords or otherwise bringing their powers and glory or miasma and malevolence to bear.

Demon: *wets themself* Oh, Sh--.