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Ok...look. I was all about Astarion but was willing to risk it all for Raphael (no one with that questionable prose is NOT a devil or demon of some kind).

THEN I heard about Haarlep and it was game over for everyone else.

The way I would run to that red flag is problematic as f***.

(Mania aside, Haarlep and Raphael are a package deal).

I thought about how I fell in love with Raphael the moment he opened his mouth for the very first time but I feel that for some he was an acquired taste. Sooo, Raphael Nation, I'm curious:

If Haarlep is not going to sit on my chest and give me nightmares with a side of sleep paralysis, like a stereotypical incubus....is it even worth sleeping?

I know he goes on about his 1,000 mistresses...

Truely, it's just Haarlep and their 1,000 forms...

But he flirts and glares and LOOKS at those damned eyebrows/forehead wrinkles/smirk combo.

Raphael and Haarlep can make me worse. Idc.

THEN Haarlep sauntered into the picture.

YOU WERE ALL SHOWING ME ASTARION WHEN RAPHAEL WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?