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ok because here me out, denis as a left winger bc ofc he is, the biggest menace known to man he fr is tk's and connor garlands love child I can see it. has the most WONDERFUL chirps, admins are always trying to get him mic'ed up because he truly is one of the peoples hockey men. he'd be great as a flyer but I feel vancouver or seattle would suit him as well. literally the goalies boyfriend (regardless of the team) all 6'1 of him WILL try to fight like fuckin 6'9 rempe, most def has a specific grudge w the rangers/habs/blues -> blues are the odd one out no one really knows what his beef is w them.

I feel like he would get a cup maybe a few years before he retires but yeah....

i am envisioning this and i am enjoying it. yes correct peoples princess left winger denis that is him. he is such a chirper he really really missed his true calling. hes so scrawny i would love to see him actually drop the gloves. you are so so right about goalie boyfriendism. also yes hes a toronto man so of course he has beef with the habs (tho felix is a habs fan btw 😔 alas)