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You can just be soup, it's easy and free. I did it and my life has been amazing because of it

Oh man, there’s another soup on here! Nice!!

It's true, I could just be soup, but I guess for me it’s all in the journey. Like, for example let’s say that every time I eat soup, I halve the distance between me and what is needed for me to actually be soup. I’ll keep getting closer and closer, but unless the rules change, I’ll never get there. I’m trapped in an eternal state of becoming soup (but it’s delicious so I’m fine with it).