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I know I always rave about Shen, but CAN WE TALK ABOUT CRAIG FOR A BIT??

LIKE, LOOK AT THIS MAN

He just SCREAMS “Popular meathead jock” and he does not beat those allegations

LIKE, BRO IMMEDIATELY GOT OPPS WITH VIC AT THE SLIGHTEST SMACK TALK (which, fair, because Vic is a menace /aff and /der)

He continues not to beat the meathead allegations because THIS IS HIM AFTER THE INTELLIGENCE COMPETITION

THAT HE GAVE UP ON

Oh you poor thing, you had to use your BRAIN for once, didn’t ya??

To be fair to Craig here, Vic’s kart is a whole train wreck. Even SHEN did better

And he can’t even drive

I also need to bring up this chick

She’s so delulu, not once in the entire book has he even spoken a word to her

Girliepop, please 😭

Stop simping for men who don’t want you 😭😭

You’re too cute for that, you can do better than his ass 😭😭😭