I Dont Think A Single Drink Ever Got Me That Drunk - Tumblr Posts

cruntling

10 months ago

have had maybe half this tiny can of beer and am already pretty substantially tipsy i need a backhoe or crane to operate and i need it now

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i had a negroni for the first time last night i dont think a single drink ever got me that drunk and ive been ...... lightweight sloppy drunk plenty that sajd I think driving a zamboni would have been pretty rad

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