I Felt Like I Had To Add This For The Few Mutuals I Have Who Know That If Im Awake At A Reasonable Time For Them It's Stupid O Clock For Me - Tumblr Posts

Alternatively:

Me: *is online at a reasonable time... At whatever time zone my friend is in*

Online friend, who remembers what time zone I'm in and thus should not be up: Friend. Friend why are you awake. Are you resting. GO!! TO!! SLEEP!!

Online friend: *doesn't show up online at the usual time* (is most likely sleeping earlier than usual)

Me: where friend??? ? ? ?? friend Gone?? Friend ok? ?? ?? ? ? must go find friend.immediately. I shall cross the ocean!!