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9 months ago
Dragons Are Extraordinarily Good Mimics, Escaping Human Predation By Disguising Themselves As Common

Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.

While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.

Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.


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5 months ago

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you


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5 months ago
Fallen Hero
Fallen Hero
Fallen Hero

Fallen Hero

This actually hurt to draw, but do you really think Bill won’t torment Ford with stingy words while he’s captured like that? I suppose Ford needs to receive a blow to his ego.


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4 months ago
I Got These Knockoff Boots Online And Instead Of The Brand Name On The Tag They Have The Name Of An Apparently

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck


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4 months ago

What if human bill cipher is just Alex Hirsch in a fancy suit

What If Human Bill Cipher Is Just Alex Hirsch In A Fancy Suit

I’m not the first person to make this joke but whatever


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3 months ago

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs


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3 months ago

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

So Im Just Watching Youtube, Trying To Chill Out And Whenever, When I Get A Lego Movie 2 Ad For A Video

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours


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3 months ago

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers


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3 months ago
in 2017 i went on 3 dates with a boy who always "knew a guy" for every possible situation. car broke? knows a guy. locked out of your home? knows a guy. need a doctor? knows a guy. i dated him just to find out where he knew all those guys and it turned out he just had a phonebook

— Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023
like I'd tell him i need my laptop fixed and he'd tell me to my face "i know a guy" and then either look up or Google some repair shop in town and ask them to give him a quote. and then he'd come back to me and be like "okay my guy says he'll do it for X€"

— Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

this went on to the point where I was like low-key convinced that he was involved with the mob or something but no?? like as far as I can tell he just committed to the bit of "knowing a guy"

— Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023

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3 months ago

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later


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3 months ago

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


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1 year ago
Memeception

memeception


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1 year ago

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.


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