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okok, but what if the Metatron actually wants Crowley and not Aziraphale??

Whether he wants him on his side to use him for his own plans, or if he wants to get rid of him somehow, I don't know. But we know Something Is Coming™️, and I think he wants to make sure that he has Crowley for that.

I've been wondering why he so desperately wanted Aziraphale to take over heaven. I mean I love him, but it just doesn't really make sense to me. He hasn't really been to heaven in forever and doesn't have a particular high ranking or extraordinarily strong powers for an angel of his ranking..

And the Metatron said he looked at "his previous exploits", but most of what Aziraphale has been doing hasn't been in the interest of heaven at all. So why him??

What we do know is that Crowley had a very high position in heaven, and we have seen how strong his miracles are (like, for example, the time-stop in s1 or the lightning thing). The Metatron could've referred to Satan when he talked about the “Prince of heaven” in that recorded counsel meeting, but I think he also could've meant Crowley?

However, he knows that he could never ever get Crowley to cooperate. So he needs a plan.

He knows that the key to Crowley is Aziraphale (for obvious reasons heh). Whether he drugged him, or manipulated him or whatever, he knew that he needed Aziraphale if he wanted Crowley.

Also, while Metatron is on earth and does his whole thing (ugh), he pays a lot of attention to Crowley, considering that he's “just” a demon.

When he first enters the bookshop and Michael doesn't recognize him, he asks Crowley if he knows who he is, but why? Why even talk to him at all, he's a demon after all? And as a demon, wouldn't he be least likely to know him anyway?

We all saw that look he gave Crowley before leaving the bookshop, but even during the talk with Aziraphale, he almost immediately mentions that Aziraphale could bring Crowley with him and make him an angel. After their talk, he sends Aziraphale to tell Crowley about it.

And RIGHT after Aziraphel and Crowley's talk, he enters the bookshop and asks how Crowley took it, like he's been waiting outside.

He just seems to think a lot about this random demon.

And this plan works whether Crowley takes the offer or not. Ideally, he'd just decide to go with Aziraphale to heaven. But even if not, the Metatron has Aziraphale in heaven and can use him to manipulate Crowley. Or he just waits until Crowley comes to get his angel (which, let's be real, isn't that far-fetched).