I Have Been Forced To Conform To Society And Shower And I Cannot Feel The Joyous Whimsy Of Eating Sand And Catching Reptiles With - Tumblr Posts

it’s true i am just a little guy covered in dirt and grime i have been forced to conform to society and shower and i cannot feel the joyous whimsy of eating sand and catching reptiles with my bare hands and so i am in an artistic draught drained of my energy as i am forced to do laundry