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Y'all I'm back into my Michael afton phase. (I keep switching in between fictional crushes) So I'm going to write some head canons for him. Cause people see him as a rockstar fuck boy bully who's a jackass and the most handsome/popular boy in school. Sooo this is how I see him 🥰🥰
Michael afton head canons!!
He's bi. He sees hot punk woman and like: DAYUMMM. Then he sees his best friends and he's like: OHHHHH
He's a nerd. I mean. Come on guys. His dad is a business man. So obviously he was like: "if u fail math. I'm gonna shove a calculator up your ass." And then Michael is like : "😦".
He does play an instrument. Probably guitar and drums. And he is trying to make a band. Usually he and his friends play in Simon and Anissa's basement. (Anissa is chica bro, Simon is just a college student who is her brother)
He's not only a nerd. But a geek or a dork. Idk. He plays DND and he reads marvel comics and he likes math.
He skateboards. Like any time anywhere. Just likes it.
ABSOLUTELY hates dogs. Cause when he was 12. A Chihuahua absolutely ripped his shin and ever since then..he hated them. And is absolutely terrified of them.
He sucks at flirting. But his dorkiness got him two bad bitches. He also doesn't know how.
He started bullying Evan after Elizabeth's demise. Cause he says "it's Evan's fault he should've taken care of Liz". Even though it was Michael's responsibility to take care of his elementary school siblings.
His hair isn't long but isn't short. It's messy and he usually keeps it back by a metal hairband.
His go-to outfit is jean shorts and the grey tank top. 💀💀
He screams like a girl.
He's an artist, and he usually draws people around him.
He nags alot. Like alot.
He's definitely a golden retriever boy. He's all jumpy and smiley.
He smiles with his teeth and he probably has either dimples or freckles. Maybe both
He has tons of scars from dumb accidents or small injuries, usually on his legs.
He absolutely loves winter. Cause he gets to throw snow at his friends and no school. But he loves summer more.
He's the type of person to eat tons of junk food and not gain any weight. So he eats a lot.
He has braces. He says he needs them because he took his father's British teeth.
He prefers his mom's side of the family.
He was named after his grandfather, William's dad.
He's the type of person to text you "I FELL DOQWN THE STAIRS."
He has multiple bracelets and hairbands on him, cause "what if someone needs one!!"
Even though he has a skateboard and prefers a skateboard. He has a bike.
he loves chewing gum and popsicles. But he hates how fast they melt.
If you and him have never spoken and he randomly finds you walking down the street and he's bored. WELL! You're his friend now, whether you like it or not!
He's extremely extroverted, but he's bad at making friends somehow.
He's the type of person to gasp when he thinks of something great. Like "GASP! What if..." Y'know?
He's not the athletic person. He doesn't have abs or anything. But he's lean and his body in good shape because he helps his dad with the heavy metal and fixing the animatronics.
I don't think he ever thinks about sex. Most of the time just "DND..did I do my math homework..oh yeah..yeah I did..did I feed Elizabeth? No. Who cares..she'll feed herself. WAIT....where's my watch..? Oh it's on my wrist..forgot." I think that's what goes on in his brain most of the time
He's definitely a virgin. He stayed a virgin until he reached college. And he stayed a virgin until he died.
I think that's it. Idk tho. But here's my view of Michael afton!!! AHHHHHHH