I Have No Defense - Tumblr Posts

hello this is my son i am bleeding out of my ass

Oh no *dramatically opens window* i sure hope no vampires come in here *puts on sluttiest nightgown* that would be so terrible *turns on neon sign that says "you are super duper invited in"* oh goodness the horror oh no

👀' ahem .... Just as guilty

I’ve also heard that sleep is involuntary. You’re gonna reach your limit at some point KALL. And when you do, you’re gonna crash. HARD! - Pixel Anon

Sleep my be involuntarily but my consumption of monster isn't XD