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If you had the choice to turn into a monster what monster would you turn into?

I have put extensive thought in this.

Vampire

A bit basic? Maybe. But I like it

Yes, god nerfed them by making them have to stay inside all day, be allergic to religious symbols and have cannibalistic tendencies, but honestly I already have at least one of those traits so it should be fine.

Considering they can shape-shift, have eternal life, and other cool powers depending on what canon you want to believe.

Seems like a sweet deal.

Of course being a vampire does mean humans might want to go for the kill or be killed mentality to your existence, or the fuck or get fucked.

Buuut, if i just kick ass and be at least a little ethical. I should be fine.