I Just Have Weird Convos W/ My Friends - Tumblr Posts

Merlin as things I've said Pt. 2

Gwaine: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'RE MUM WAS HOT!?

Elyan: YOU AND DADDY PIG DID WHAT!?

Morgana: Why use my fists when I have daggers?

Merlin: I'm this close 🤏 to jumping off the castle wall

Mordred: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DADDY!

Gwen: Mental Stability? Who tf is she!?

Percival: I FOUND THE RAMEN! *arm smashed by pantry door* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Gaius: *drinking monsters for a week straight* I'VE HAD THREE HEART ATTACKS THIS WEEK AND I'M FUCKIN' BALLING-

Arthur: we don't talk about my daddy issues...

Leon: HARPOONS HARPOONS-

Lancelot: So you didn't get fucked behind the McDonalds building...?