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10 months ago

If I did the math correctly, a Cybertronian befriending a human is like a human befriending a being that lives for less than a third of a 24-hour day.

I am NOT okay.

Average life expectancy of a Cybertronian, according to IDW: 8 million Earth years, give or take

Average life expectancy of a human: 80-ish years

One Cybertronian lifetime is 100,000x longer than one human lifetime.

One human lifetime (80 years) divided by that same 100,000 equals 0.0008 of one year.

0.0008 of one year is 7.008 hours.

Imagine caring about beings whose entire lifetimes occupy a mere SEVEN HOURS of your day.

This puts in perspective every dismissive comment made by any Cybertronian about humans.

And suddenly, every Cybertronian who’s formed a connection with a human in canon is so much more extraordinary to me.

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transformers transformers lore Transformers culture I like the math done on this for a funny But I'd also like to put the reminder in that cybertronians still live mortal lives Meaning they live in the morning they experience day and night like we do In the grand scheme of things yes a human will be a blip But in the moment those forty to sixty years That human if the cybertronian isn't a racist prick Will be just as real important and a friend to them as any other cybertronian The only difference is the permanence of the goodbye But I kinda wish everyone would shut the fuck up about it and stop making it EVERY cybertronians core personality trait when they meet A human

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