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✨Sonic Rewritten Real-Time Fandub Quotes✨
A collection of Snapcube fandub quotes that are simply too good for my babies. CW: SWEARING, PROFANITY AND WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENED IN THE FANDUBS
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Emeralda: I can’t believe you did this, this is all your fault!
Winter: I can’t believe your tits are one polygon!
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Typhoon: I put hot sauce on everything! From twinkies to milk!
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Mimic: sigh Winter: ? Mimic: I miss my husband, Winter. I miss him a lot.
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Lustre : The desert! Count how many sand is here, Edgar, that’s your first mission! Edgar : ok. 1…2…3…4… Winter: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT-?
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Hope: It seems like we're evenly matched in some kind of way! Olivia: No, we aren't. You just killed me. Hope: JUST KIDDING-
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Starline: You have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wanna-be and you blue gumball son of a bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die! Light: HOT TOPIC-?! Sage: NO! MY SECRET!
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Delilah: WHOP! Here I go! I CAN FLY?!
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Winter: (to Emeralda) AUGH- DON'T TOUCH ME HARLOT! Light: Can you two like stop having relationship issues while I'm on the phone with my dentist?
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Olivia: Finally. I have the weed crystal, the weed diamond, the weed- Typhoon: HEY! GIVE THAT! THAT LOOKS REALLY SCRUMPTIOUS! Olivia: No.
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Hope: I'm going to kill you. Starline: ... Hope: and THEN kill you again.
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Starline: (drops the greatest annoucement ever created and blows up the moon) Delilah: Oh...I think that's gonna have an effect on the tides or something- Light: That's like some Evangelion shit-
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Winter: You're- I love you- you're the best woman ever! Emeralda: I love you too. I'll meet you behind the Denny's!
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Light: HAHA! HA! ONE!
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Lustre: WECOLME TO MY HOUSE! As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so ᵗᶦˡᵗᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒʷᵉʳˢ~ Edgar: Um- This isn't really tilted or a tower-
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Delilah: Google Maps said the Denny's would be just around the corner- Hope: DELILAH! THE DENNY'S IS THAT WAY! Delilah: Finally! A Grand Slam!
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Light: Hmm! Robots in the sky? Emeralda: Robots in the sky? Hey! This is just like that dream I had once, about robots in the sky! Light: ...tell it to us in excruciating details! Emeralda: Well! It was a whole dream- ByE????
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Olivia: ...yep. I can kill you. Light: I'm...not sure if I'm a person- Olivia: You won't be, in just a second.
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Light: Here, would you like some weed? Sage: I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed, but I will take it anyway and put it directly into my braincells. Here we go. Downloadind Weed.exe Sage: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT wow.
Light: How's it feel? You enjoying it? Sage: ...What planet am I on? What day is it?
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Starline: How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 differnet times! Light: I...think it has it be about 18. Starline: ...the caucacity of this bitch.
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Lustre: Edgar guess what! Edgar: ...what? Lustre: I CAN NEVER DIE-
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Mimic: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY FRONT LAWN-? GET OUT OF HERE- Winter: OH-
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Typhoon: That was an illegal left by the way!
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Starline: See this? Look at this! This is the diamond that I am going to give to my brand new husband and or wife. It will be their's for the rest of time! AND THE GAMECUBE 2! SO IF YOU WANT- (video cuts) Hope: WOAH HE'S BISEXUAL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! Starline: (video returns) BY THE WAY I'M BISEXUAL-
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Typhoon: I'm out. I'm done with this shit. Honestly, I'm not fucking with anymore red boxes, last time I did that it spat a bunch of quarters at me. Olivia: Wait, Ty, you don't put quarters in there...
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Hope: WAIT LIGHT! LOOK OUT-! Light: (gets blown up) AH-
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Delilah: GO LIGHT! YOU GOT THIS! HERE TAKE A SKATEBOARD! Light: OH! I MAYBE DON'T GOT IT- PLEASE DON'T THROW IT! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR, DELILAH-!
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Emeralda: YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU JUST LEFT ME TO DIE! Winter: Top 30 reasons why Winter is sorry, Number 5 will surprise you... Emeralda: TOP 30 ANIME DEATHS! NUMBER 1! YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!
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Edgar: I imagined death so much it feels more like a memory, is this where it gets me? In the sky, several feet ahead of me? LOOK OUT-! Starline: Theatre kid located!
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Light: (yeeted) AH! Hope: (yeeted number 2nd) OH-! Light: Oh...where are we? Is this XBOX? Hope: WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF THEMATIC RESOLUTION, LIGHT. It's a needed climax. DID YOU TAKE US HERE-?! Light: I-! Hope: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
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Hope: Olivia, do you think I've been a dick to everybody? Olivia: ... Hope: I need you to answer me, buddy, please! Please tell me I'm a good person. Deep down. Just tell me I'm a good person. Olivia: ...bitch.
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Delilah: Oh no...my body is just a bunch of limbs and googlybobs! Emeralda: YEP! IT SURE IS!
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Lustre: Oh- I don't feel so good...why are all my limbs slack? Why can't I move my eyes? Why can't I move my mouth?! Is this an internal dialogue? I can't see the end of the horizon- Hatsune Miku: (spawns) Lustre: HATSUNE MIKU?!!!!!! IS THAT YOU? HAVE YOU FOUGHT BACK TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY-?
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Hermit Koco: It's me! Da Devil! I'm here to convince you to do sin! Steal candies from babies and small business I'm not talking about Walmart! Hope: I will never do such a thing! Hermit Koco: ok, bye. EXPLOSION Hope: AH! OK FINE FINE FINE I'LL SIN I'LL SIN I'LL SIN-
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Whisper: WAIT- THAT'S MY GUN! Lustre: and now it's MY gun! POW POW POW POW-
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Delilah: I'm...dying because I'm so SURPRISED...
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Light: I don't think so, Starline! You have to hear what I say or else you're UNDER ARREST, Starman! Starface! Starpoopy-poopy butt! Starline: YOU MAY BE THE- Don't you ever fucking call me that ever again I'LL KILL YOU- - Starline: (wheeze)
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Lustre: Woah...WOAH! Those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog! WOOF-WOOF-WOOF! SEE WASN'T THAT COOL?! SEE YA! Winter: Lustre...wait-
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Olivia: You ever heard of gaslighting? That's like my specialty. I'm the devil, did you know that? Hi nice to meet you, I'm the devil Typhoon, I already know who you are, you kissed that girl that one time- Typhoon: Oooh! Gaslight me! Gaslight me! Olivia: uh. I already am, I was gaslighting you this whole time. Typhoon: Woah! Cool! Olivia: shut up.
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Light: Hope, you're an asshole, gurl- Hope: You are what you eat, Light.
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Thank you for joining me on this marvellous journey. I will go sleep now-