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Your Vampire Suitor: Comte Saint-Germain

PS: The melody of this song captures the sound of the love he feels for you and how peaceful his heart becomes, even when itās shadowed by the burdens of his past. You can listen to it while you read the below: GymnopĆ©die No. 3, Lent et Grave by Erik Satie.
Context: When you arrived at the mansion, anyone could see on your face that you were overwhelmed. There was so much to take in and grasping the idea that you ended up in a mansion filled with vampires wasnāt easy at all. It wasnāt some sort of fantasy, it was reality and you had to accept. In order to make the process easier for you, Sebastian had given you a tour of the mansion, told you about the ins and outs of everything around, while you met the residents one by one. (all under Le Comteās request)
Just like he does with all his guests, Le Comte invites you for tea, just to get to know you better. The man is a socialite, an elegant handsome man that is the representation of what a true gentleman should be like.
One of the first thingās he noticed was your preference for coffee instead of tea. After your first ātea breakā, Le Comte actually requested him to buy the best coffee he could find so you could choose what you like the most. Every day after that, Sebastian would come to you with a different type of coffee (and it was a bit hard for you to even choose your favourite because they all taste so good [and definitely expensive as hell]).
Le Comte enjoyed being around you in any way he could. He invited you for breakfast and also walked around the gardens of the mansion just to learn more about you. His main goal was to make your stay as pleasant as possible and the more time he spent with you, the faster the pieces fell into place. You were vibrant, a shining light that would grow dimmer, at moments. You were human after all, no, everyone had their limits.
He requested that Mozart teach you how to play the piano (although he looked disgruntled and talked about how his time would be wasted on you, deep down, he was happy and later on discovered that his love for playing would be revived when he saw the smile on your face when you would play well) and Leonard to teach you about any other thing that would across your mind [with the support of Isaac when it came to physics and other sciences as well].
He had laid out all the possibilities before you and you had to choose how you wanted to go about things. Everyone respected your freedom and what you wanted to do with your own time, but somehow, they all still managed to keep you preoccupied (there was always something going on somewhere in that mansion). You would create your own schedule, set up lessons and meetings with the other residents that slowly became your friends. It was all part of Le Comteās plans.
On days where you didnāt have lessons, Le Comte offered to take you to explore the beauty of Paris. He chuckled when he realized how much of a history fanatic you were. (PS: He laughs more often when heās with you, the melodious sound is so beautiful, enough to turn heads. He finds your sense of humour a bit peculiar but he canāt resist how light his heart feels when he talks to you [Poor man has centuries-worth of burden on Ā his heart so the sound of his laughter often turns lots of head]).
He saw how your eyes would shine when you see beautiful things around you: dresses, the jewellry, trinkets etc... He starts taking you shopping more often. He loves seeing you change in and out of dresses and imagines you twirling in it, looking like a work of art. But what was even more beautiful were your eyes and smile, showing true happiness (what he yearns for the most but doesnāt think he deserves it).
He invited you to join him at a ball, wanting you to be his partner. He wanted to hold you in his arms, pressing your body against his and dancing with you. But, you didnāt show up. He waited for a good hour at the entrance of the mansion but you were nowhere in sight.
He came to find you, sitting in your bed, crying (and hyperventilating). He was a smart man and he understood that you sometimes just needed your space. He announced himself softly by calling out your name and settling on the edge of your bed. He asked for your hands, so he could hold them and bring your attention to the soft caresses of his fingers against yours, his thumb running smoothly on your skin. He more than treasures the fact that you consider him close enough to let him be by your side in your hardest/darkest of moments.
He would talk you through your tears, his voice almost hypnotizing and soothing while he comforted you. He would look at your wrists and bring them slowly to his lips, pressing soft kiss upon them while murmuring. āYou are enough, princess. You are more than enough and I would like you to always remember that. Listen to my voice and ignore all the voices in your head. Whatever your mind is telling, itās not true. Let me help you calm your heart, sweet one.ā And if you were comfortable enough, he would hold you tightly in his arms, until you tears dried and even big spoons you in bed and talks to you to get your mind off things (and later on, apologizes since he shouldnāt be sleeping in the same bed but these were special circumstances).
He absolutely didnāt mind when you cancel all of a sudden and values your wellbeing above anything else. He understands that your emotions can sometimes run high and being around others can be too much to handle.
He is your equilibrium. Itās a weird thing to say but he reels you in when you feel low, when you get angry or succumb to negativity. You remind him of his old self, before becoming the composed and stoic gentleman that everyone knows.
He started planning makeshift balls, just for the two of you, so you could live the experience of the old Parisian of the century. He took it as an opportunity to teach you how to dance, and would serve the most decadent of delicacies just for you.
When the night would settle in and you would still be awake, rummaging in the library or walking around your room, going through the notes you took of your lessons of the day, Le Comte was obviously concerned for your health. He obviously couldnāt force you to sleep but the least he could do was stay up at night with you, keep you company. [When you were just up at night, unable to sleep, Le Comte would play chess/cards with you.] He would ask you about your day, everything that you learned and watch your face light up. He felt special to be able to glimpse this side of you.
(He found you asleep in the library and the music room a few times and carried you to your bed, cradling you gently in his arms [and inhaling the scent of your hair and your skin].
Sebastian started making you decaf coffee at night so you can unwind but still enjoy the taste of coffee in the nighttime. Le Comte was quite strict with his instructions to the butler, informing him that your health came before anything else.
It was a rare occasion when Leonardo would pick up his violin and play alongside Mozart. He heard you sing in the hallway on the way to your room (and he happened to be passing by) and he felt like he was going to lose himself and the world stood still. He could only hear the harsh drumming of his heart in his ears and he had to retire to his room, earlier than usual.
That same night, you were up very late one night and were looking for Le Comte, your nocturnal companion. He was absolutely nowhere to be found. It was weird but you thought maybe you should just leave him be. You happened to find Leonardo on the balcony and asked him if heād be willing to play some chess with you and he replied without thinking: āSorry, Cara Mia. Youāre my dear friendās inamorata. I couldnāt possibly take his place. Go find him.āĀ (Leo being the smooth wingman and all)
It was strange that he would say something like that and there was a flurry of feelings bubbling inside of you: confusion, surprise, anticipation and happiness. (you didnāt necessarily understand Italian but you had a feeling you understood what he said)
You went to his room and knocked on his door once, twice and before you knocked the third time, you heard the click of his shoes on the floor. He seemed sad and almost heartbroken, you didnāt understand why he would look like that and the only thought in your mind was to ask him what was wrong. But then he spoke.
Comte: Will you forgive me, dearest one?
Lia: Comte, thereās nothing to forgive. What are you saying?
Comte: I do not want to be responsible for your sorrowā¦ Lia: Youāve never done anything to hurt me. Youāve only made me happyā¦ Comte: Gods, please.. I have committed a grave mistake. Lia: No, Comte. Please tell meā¦ *you stepped closer to him and looked into his beautiful topaz eyes* Whatever it is that you say, Iāllā¦
He sealed your lips with his own, letting his loving kiss and his strong embrace convey the words he wanted to say. He loved you so deeply and it consumed his thoughts, his heart and soul. He couldnāt get you out of his mind and knew for a fact that if he fell in love with you, he wouldnāt be able to let you go. He would let you make your own decision, whether to return to your own time or not, because that would be the right thing to do. But deep inside, he would beg you, implore you and weep for you to remain by his side. [He had lost a lover before and doesnāt want history to repeat itself. In his mind, his grave mistake was letting his heart take over and become vulnerable in the face of love. However, he was mistaken. His love for you ran deeper and it was not in his control. Whether he guarded himself or not, you were meant for him and your love for him only proved that to him]
When you became lovers and would be alone together, you call him only by his real name. He doesnāt like to have any formalities between you.
The first he noticed a change in your attitude when you got jealous or acted possessive, his eyes widened only for a split second. He couldnāt really believe it. But to ease your qualms, he would do anything to prove your jealousy wrong. (example: if you were at a ball with him or on the streets, he would take your hand and kiss it or even hold you by the waist and lay the most loving of kisses on your lips).
He reassures you and comforts you whenever he sees a particular frown or gleam in your eyes. Itās that look you get when youāre feeling jealous and possessive (and boy, does it make his heart flutter to know that you feel so strongly about him. Although, this man only has eyes for you. You and only you.)
This man is elegance and eloquence personified. But beware of getting on his bad side. He absolutely cannot tolerate anyone touching you or being physically close to you in any kind of way. He would give them the deadliest glare and would have their heart trembling in fear. Any other action or words were unnecessary. This man could turn into a fierce and fearsome killer in a split second if he wanted to.
He finds your love for sweets absolutely adorable and before you were lovers, he was always tempted to lick the cream/jam from the corner of your lips but would only wipe it off with his handkerchief or when he felt bold, when his thumb (and then suck on it).
Kisses of affection: the inside of your hand, your wrists, your shoulder and your hair/head.
He loves playing with your hair, smelling your hair.
And when you told him that you wanted to stay in the past with him, the expression on his face was one that you could never forget. He cradled your face with gentle hands, his eyes shining with emotion and a wistful yet genuine smile drawn on his lips, whispering softly: Ā āCāest toi pour moi, et moi pour toi pour la vieā¦ā
PS: (he was hinting that heās willing to turn you into a vampire. Instead of saying ādans la vieā, just like in the song āLa Vie en Roseā by Edith Piaf, the fact that he used the expression āpour la vieā means that he was trying to hint at an eternity spent with you.)
(Very) NSFW Ahead ~

Your first time together, you saw a different Comte and it was as if he wasnāt the same man. What you saw was a man who was driven mad by his desire and he was eating you up with his gaze alone. He was gentle with you but it was all very intense. He treated your body like a temple and he worshipped you like it was his last night on earth before claiming you and joining your bodies, making them one. Sweet words never ceased to leave his lips while he kissed down your neck, sucked on your collarbone and tended to each of your breasts, appreciating the curve of your waist and the dip of your stomach, the width of your hips and the curves of your thighs, the shape of your calves and lastly, the honey between your legs. You reigned over his heart and he treated you like the queen that you were. [Things he said to you on that fateful night: āJāai envie de toiā¦ Mon amourā¦ Je nāai besoin que de toiā¦ Donnes-moi tout ce que tu es et je vous donnerai le monde en entierā¦ Je ne veux que toiā¦ā]
He loves it when you beg for him so he sometimes overindulges when he prepares your body for him. You would tell him that youāre ready and wet enough to take him but the man is going to push you to your absolute limit before sinking into you. He wanted to Ā hear you cry out for him and scream his name, beg for his cock to be inside you.
The one time you looked into his molten gold eyes and whispered seductively āDaddy, please take meā, the man paused for a split second before his lips were crashing into yours and he teased your entrance with his tip, coaxing you to call him Daddy again and again before fucking you. (You thanked the heavens that the resident gentleman of the mansion was such a Daddy behind closed doors [lucky you!)].Ā
He loves it when you tie him up and edge him. He wants to ache for you.Ā
He loves pleasuring you and being pleasured by you. He is a generous giver but also willing to take whatever he can from you and sometimes, aggressively does so (if heās in a Daddy wants to punish you mood, your mouth is going to be doing lots of work and your body will be wrecked by the end of the night).Ā
This manās dirty talk wants to make you weep from its poetic/romantic/eloquent essence. Let me remind you, this man writes smut poetry about you and letters to you (this should be canon). He writes poetry/letters for you and makes you read them while heās making love to you. With each line you read to him, heāll come up with another one that makes you melt even more. Itās dirty, itās filthy but itās obscenely loving, erotic and romantic. Every time your voice hitches or you lose your breath, heāll thrust into you harder, making you cry out. āIām not going to let you cum until youāre finished reading it all, ma belle.āĀ
His voice is erotic and loves it when you have sessions where you just watch each other pleasures yourselves. Mutual masturbation is one of his kinks and boy, his sultry sexy voice is too arousing and being under the heat of his gaze, youāre a goner.Ā
Your lover is vocal but heās not loud though. He voices the pleasure he feels with a range of whiny gasps, sweet moans of your name and rough groans.Ā
He will bite you everywhere. Mark you with his kisses, licks, nips and with his release too. Heās tried drinking your blood from every possible place in your body but he prefers to take blood from your neck and lace your fingers together when he does (and if itās during sex, heāll thrust his fingers in and out of your mouth, mimicking the movement of his hips or heās restrain you by locking your wrists above your head).Ā
Heās a pureblood vampire and has the stamina of a Greek God [and looks like you too]. But that doesnāt necessarily apply to you. When youāre feeling lazy, heāll hold you against him, your back against his chest and allow him to roam your body with his fingers. Heād slip his cock inside you and you both indulge in intimacy youāre basking in. Sometimes, you just want to appreciate each otherās bodies and feel warmth [and he likes to feel your pulse and see the sight of your flushed skin under his touch]. At times, he would roll his hips in languid strokes/thrust inside of you while his fingers that had touched the sweetness dripping between your legs, would press into your mouth and you suck on him lazily.Ā
Rousing the competitive spirit in you, you had no idea that he had a thing for bets and gambling. What was at stake? Your body or his. He would play strip poker with you and the person who would be completely stripped off their clothes first loses. The winner gets to do whatever they want with the loser. Absolutely anything.
All the things he loves to do to/with you in front of the mirrorā¦ Hngh..
Heād whisper in your ear and make you look into his eyes while you ride his thigh, while heās unbuttoning his chemise while keeping one hand on your waist or on your breast (caressing your soft mounds or teasing your nipples).Ā
When facing the mirror, he usually takes you from behind so you can see every single inch of your body that he plans on touching, caressing and heāll tease you by letting his cock glide between your lips, stimulate your sensitive bud of nerves just enough to make you tremble and scream out of frustration by not enough for you to reach your climax. And when heās ready to take you, heāll grip the back of your knee and spread your knees wide, so you can see how wet you are for him and heāll remind and ask you, multiple times before he thrusts inside you. āWhoās your Daddy? Hm? Are you going to beg for my cock like the naughty little girl that you are? Tell me how much you want me inside youā¦ā Heāll take you hard and fast, slow and gentle and let you watch his cock thrust in and out of you, ultimately filling you up with his release, his scent all over you and his mark dripping from you.
If you were the one taking control, he loves to watch you slowly undress him in front of the mirror, kiss and mark his neck with love bites and stroke his large cock in your hands (teasing him and edging him) and make him see how he looks like when he loses himself to you.Ā
Kinks: anything youāre into. This man aims to please and heās a goddamn vampire. Heās seen the world and most probably tried everything. Praise kink (praising you), Body worship, mutual masturbation, overstimulation and mirror sex would be on the top of his list. He wants you trembling and begging.
Runner-up Suitor: Arthur Conan Doyle! It was such a close race but Mr. Le Comte won! ;) (I hope he won your heart too, after this)