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(Beginning Relationship Pt. II Edition!)

(I'm trying to be less angst-oriented but thatās a legit struggle when it comes to Turbo, so, letās see how the topic of the kinds of dates you guys go to fairs till I start going on a tiradešā¦ I hope yāall are ready for this, Iām sure as hell not)
- Just stating the obvious here when I say heās not taking you anywhere particularly nice for dates, not that thereās much of a choice in the arcade in the years heās around (with Tapperās release date being 1984 and it is not exactly a fancy restaurant).
- Thinks sitting on the roof of his racing car and talking with you is a date and calls it as such when you bring up that you guys havenāt been on a date for a bit.
- He prefers being in his game over being in any others, his is the best of the best in his eyesā¦ Calls your game tacky sometimes whenever you get on his nervesā¦ Doesnāt apologize about it, heās so stupid.
- Something about him screams grilled food (ex: burgers, hotdogs, corn, etc) lover, I donāt know why but I can see him burning grilled food and angrily exclaiming as he has to throw away said food.
- Fireworks lover, no explanation I just think he likes how bright it is (ā¦ :])
- He acts like he constantly doesnāt care about what you go through like heās above everything, butā Thatās a lie, one of his most blatant ones honestly.
- Heās a hard-ass Istg, an overly dramatic and smug hard-ass that takes pleasure in teasing the shit out of you whenever he can.
- Pranks? ā¦Pranks, his kinds of pranks can be incredibly cruel at times, especially when theyāre done to others besides youā The twins have it rough I just know it.
- Your is like, gum being stuck to your back or somethingā The twins?? Their carts filled to the brim with red glitter, makes sure that shit NEVER LEAVES, years later they find some remnant of this violent act against them and it makes at least one of them see red.
- He has trouble understanding the gravity of his actions, only willing to see his perspective cause thatās the only perspective he deems important.
- In general, I donāt think heās able to put himself in another person's shoes, making his way of loving you a hell of a lot harder to interpret for him in a solid manner considering love is about understanding where the other is coming from when a disagreement occurs.
- And you sure as hell know thereās going to be disagreements between you guys, especially if your personality exudes something his doesnāt.
- He canāt understand as well as he would like, and so if you deal with something particularly rough he isnāt as much of a help as heād secretly like to beā With his easily frustrated personality being turned onto himself rather than someone else.
- You bring about change with your mere presence in his life, you make him think rather than act, for once in his life he exercises hesitance, and fear.
- It honest to god scares him at times, shutting himself away whenever he becomes too vulnerable, heās an independent soul, he likes things a certain way and wants them to stay that way.
- But how can he possibly resist you when you deal with him so well? When you love him so well? When he loves you so well?
- Yeah no youāre not getting rid of him and heās not going to be able to get rid of his attachment to you.
- As much as he tries to push it down, as much as he tries to forget, even a year later when heās in hiding he yearns for you entirely.
- Though he has to practice self-restraint so he isnāt discoveredā¦ He wouldnāt be able to stand facing you if he was caught by you when he was still hiding away. But this isnāt Post-RoadBlasters so Iām not going to build more upon that here.
- Youāre the unirresistible force and heās the old unmovable object, somethingās gotta give.
(Surh fs, Ptjnc! Fāk bmflb sm scd flsdplds *RPTQC*)
