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enigmattoid

9 months ago

SPOOKY MONTH

To celebrate the official turnover to ✨Spooky Month✨ I'm going to talk about something dumb that spooked me as a tiny stupid baby child.

Do you ever have your head up against you pillow while laying on your side and hear your heartbeat in the ear reverberating against the fabric? Well when I was a dumb idiot 4 year old I was convinced that this sound was, in fact, caused by an entire army of Nefarious Little Guys marching in-step directly outside my window, actively working on Nefarious Shenanigans. The sincere feeling of childhood betrayal when my parents Did Not take me seriously.

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Had this been a horror movie my parents really would've been shown what's what Also after learning about Carbon Monoxide I was convinced a cloud of it would come in through that window and kill me i must have really hated that window

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