I Never Have Money If I Really Need It - Tumblr Posts

Tom: Ok I'm going to pretend to be a burgurler and I want each of you to show me what you would do, ready?

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Shadow: Ready!

Tom: Give me all your money if you want to live

Tails: bold of you to assume I have money

Shadow: bold of you to assume I want to live

Sonic: bold of you to assume I can die!

Knuckles: zero hesitation body slams into tom

Tom wheezing from the floor: you were supposed to get to a safe space and call 911