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fanfic writers my beloved, you have made miracles with those Solangelo's sexual-tension-be-like-oh-you-are-so-gorgy-i-be-lovey-sniff-sniff scenes, where they just gaze into the other's eyes and wonder expectations. making all of us readers scream in pain and loneliness.

but headcanon they are just very straight forward and shy and being the awkward teenger they are, trying to get it.

Nico: Hello William.

Will: hi

Nico: I have this block of sugary thing that my dearest sister has handsomely honored upon.

Will: oh Hazel made a cake? thats very nice of her

Nico: Indeed.

long pause

Nico: Apologies, my good friend. For spoons have not assisted with me here. And forks are forever begone. I can not accompany you and have this nourishment together.

Will: oh ok, well, let me go get some spoons then—

Nico: Blasphemy.

Will: ok

more long ass pause

Will: well im just gonna eat it later, u really dont wanna? Hazel made them for you too

Nico: Fear not, William. It is I who requested her such edible treasure, but I too, wanted nothing more but rejoice them proudly to you.

Will: aw...even tho they are chocolate?

Nico: That is, a misfortune.

Will: hm i thought you like chocola—

Nico: Hold one's tongue! Such sinful judges. I do not, William Andrew Solace, you have failed me once again.

Will: oh darn sorry

another long sweaty pause

Will: you wanna kiss?

Nico: oh my goodly gods, finally, you are so annoying i hate you so much why are you like this why—is this one of your many stupid hobbies for gods sake—