I Remember Seeing A Fic Where The Reader Is *very* Gentle With Those Exhaust Pipes She Has.. So.. - Tumblr Posts

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services