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why is it “just friends”?

so what, I am not in a romantic relationship with with this person and therefore there is a “just” placed in front of “friends”? my relationship with my friends may be platonic, but there is no “just” about it!

what if we’re “very” friends? or “extremely” friends? huh? huh? what then you gatekeeping hound. you insignificant swine. you repulsive rodent.

farewell you petulant beast. me and my ultimate friend are leaving. tsk.