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Lockhart Slander (TCKS, Chapter 2)

I have two modes: writer's block and writer's vomit. The good news is that I'm ~7 chapters ahead. The bad news is that I'll eventually run out of steam and it won't be pretty.

"Gilderoy Lockhart's our professor for Defence Against the Dark Arts!" said Hermione. "Professor Dumbledore announced it at the end of the ceremony; isn't it—"

"—Deplorable," interrupted Mafalda Prewett, crossing her arms and frowning. "I'm telling you; the man's a fool."

"He's not a fool!" said Hermione.

Mafalda sighed, annoyed. "Try having an idiot teaching your N.E.W.T. level classes, and see how you feel."

Hermione looked miffed, and Mafalda continued:

"Fine. If you can't get over a little crush on Mr. Colgate Toothpaste, you will once you spend an hour in his presence. Had to sit next to the moron on the train; that's time I'll never get back."