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3 years ago

I had a thought today, so my brother is 6 ft 3, 170 lb (wears medium clothes right..)

So I look at him and I go; "if I get you at onesie what size would it have to be..?"

Him *confused face* "what?!"

Me: "well you're like a medium and you're like six three so to make up for your height what size but the ones you have to be?"

Me: "for instance our cousin has hue chips so she has to have like a two or three x to fit all that in a onesie and same goes for me cuz I have boobs...."

Me: "so to sum it up what size onesie would you have to wear to fit 6 ft 3 170 lb of you in a onesie?"

Him: "f*ck if I know, I ain't never worn a onesie before!" (Mind you he's been in Pennsylvania the last 15 years)

Mum\dad in unison: "yes you have, when you were little, you and your brother used to argue over who's onesie was which mine's blue no mines red.."

Him: "I don't fuck*n' remember that."

Me...: "So... Like? A xl?"


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