I Totally Wouldnt Do This To My Dad As A Prank- - Tumblr Posts

Sasha: Ya know what's technically not stealing? Putting an extra bike lock on a stranger's bike.

Anne: Oh god, don't you dare...

Sasha: I mean, if you think about it, it's insane that bike locks are legal. And just, like... available to the public. I mean, do you have any idea how much power you wield with just your imagination and a bike lock?

Anne: I'm starting to get one and I really don't like that you specifically have one too.

Sasha: I mean, I could just walk past a Baskin Robbins and be like "you're closed."

Anne: I'm confiscating your wallet.