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Day 6: Forgetting an important date and offense
DeadTired: Tim
TheBloodSon: Damian
WingDing: Dick
PurplePower: Steph
Shadow: Cass
GlowStick: Duke
UndeadDrama: Jason
SpaceCadet: Danny
Alfred: Alfred
B Less Batchat
Feb 9, 11:15 AM
DeadTired
“I don’t think you understand the
importance of getting a third
party to” bla bla bla
I sware. Some of these old farts
just need to retire already.
PurplePower
But if they retired then the world might figure
out that we don’t need them.
Shadow
🤯
WingDing
Just a little longer Tim then your home free
DeadTired
Easy for you to say. I have three meetings
after this. And all of them could be covered
in an email. But I swear that none of these
Old hats even know what an email is.
SpaceCadet
ducks to be you
Ducks
Ducks
DeadTired
It’s okay. Take your time.
SpaceCadet
Fuds you
wtf?
PurplePower
🤣😂🤣
Shadow
😂
WingDing
Autocorrect strikes again.
TheBloodSon
Please cease this irritating conversation.
Some of us have important work to do.
GlowStick
This is kinda the highlight of my patrol.
But I remember when I was in school.
Don’t let the teachers see you texting.
TheBloodSon
Tt. As if they would catch me.
SpaceCadet
Aren’t you at lunch right now
Damian? Besides you could
just put your phone on mute.
PurplePower
Ooo Snap!
TheBloodSon
That is irrelevant. You all need to
focus on your duties instead of
complaining about frivolous things.
WingDing
Aw. Look how responsible you are!
PurplePower
Our little boy is growing so fast. 😭
Shadow
😢
DeadTired
Some day he will be all grown up
and too smart to hang out with us
simpleton.
TheBloodSon
I am already too smart for a plebian
like you Drake.
SpaceCadet
Lol
Sit down, pleb.
Oh before I forget
The 12 is my dd so I
won’t be available.
Shadow
👍
WingDing
👍
GlowStick
👍
DeadTired
👍
PurplePower
👍
TheBloodSon
Tt
UndeadDrama
QUIT SPAMING MY PHONE!
Alfred
Might I suggest you all return to your
duties?
Feb 10, 8:30 PM
SpaceCadet
Where is everyone?
Shadow
❓
SpaceCadet
I’m in the cave but no one else is.
DeadTired
Lol
Check the time.
Alfred
Young master. I can hear you all the way
in the manor. Please mind your language
And remember to place a quarter in the
jar.
SpaceCadet
Sorry Alfred
Feb 11, 6:00 AM
DeadTired
GUYS! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!!
I KNOW WHAT COFFEE SHOP
DANNY GOES TO!!!!
DANNY YOU ARE SUCH A SELFISH
AHOLE!!! THEY GAVE ME A 12OZ
OF STRAIT ESPRESSO SHOTS!!!
Alfred
Master Tim. Master Danny. If you would
please meet me in the kitchen at exactly
6:30 am I would very much appreciate it.
SpaceCadet
Tim. I am sorry to inform you
that we are no longer friends.
DeadTired
GET BENT DEAD BOY!
SpaceCadet
Alfred? Tim hasn’t gone to sleep
since February 7th. He has set
up an alarm system to tell him
when you are coming up the
stairs to the family wing so
he can pretend to be asleep
when you check on him.
DeadTired
YOU TRAITER!
SpaceCadet
Oh, hay! Thanks Tim! Now
I have my own theme music
for the day!
DeadTired
NO! SUFFER!!!
UndeadDrama
Why the heck is the Barbie song
playing next door…
Never mind. I just read the texts.
SpaceCadet
I′m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
DeadTired
GO EAT A DICK!
SpaceCadet
I think Kory would unalive me if
I tried to eat your brother.
DeadTired
ALSKDJFA;OLSDIFJKA;SOLKDF
Feb 11, 9:15 AM
UndeadDrama
I hate to inform everyone but
Danny’s phone has unfortunately passed
away.
GlowStick
R.I.P.
What song was it playing?
UndeadDrama
Crazy Frog. Auto-tuned Crazy Frog.
WingDing
Isn’t that song already auto-tuned?
UndeadDrama
This was worse. So much worse.
Think Alvin and the Chipmunks
level of pitch with the weird
auto-tune echo.
PurplePower
On this day we say goodbye to
a good phone. Taken from us
too soon. Please light a candle
for our fallen comrade. 🕯️
WingDing
🕯️
Shadow
🕯️
GlowStick
🕯️
UndeadDrama
🕯️
GlowStick has invited (888) XXX-XXXX
to the chat.
(888) XXX-XXXX has changed their name to
DieHard.
DieHard
🕯️
DeadTired
YOU WILL SUFFER!!!
Feb 12, 10 AM
GlowStick
Hay. Has anyone seen Danny?
He wasn’t in class today.
TheBloodSon
He is probably shirking his studies.
WingDing
Come on Dams. Danny likes that.
Hay Jason. Danny’s apartment is
Next to yours. Is he home?
Feb 12, 3:16 PM
UndeadDrama
Just woke up. I didn’t hear him get
back last night.
Feb 12, 3:30 PM
UndeadDrama
Just went through his apartment.
He’s not there and it doesn’t look
like anything’s been touched since
I was over yesterday.
Shadow
😱
PurplePower
That’s not like Danny. Sleep is sacred
to him. He would never purposely
Stay out later than his normal patrol.
GlowStick
He never showed up for class. I’m on
patrol rn so I’ll keep an eye out for him.
Shadow
🤕❓
WingDing
I don’t know Cass.
I’m coming to Gotham tonight
To help look for him.
UndeadDrama
I’m going to do a few rounds
in the alley. If I can’t find him
before patrol, I’ll have some of
my men start nosing around.
Alfred
I will make sure the med bay is
prepped and ready. Please be safe
everyone.
DeadTired
👍
TheBloodSon
Of course.
WingDing
👍
PurplePower
👍
Shadow
👍
GlowStick
👍
UndeadDrama
Okay Alfi.
Feb 13, 7:35 AM
DieHard
Hay everyone. I just got
back in Gotham.
What did I miss?
WingDing
DANNY!!!
PurplePower
Danny! Where were you!
Shadow
🥺💔
DeadTired
WTF WAS YOUR TRACKER?
WHY WAS YOUR PHONE
UNTRACABLE?!
GlowStick
Dude! Are you okay?
TheBloodSon
Tt. I do not see a reason for you
all to be so concerned.
DieHard
DID YOU ALL FORGET
ABOUT MY DEATH DAY?!
DISSHONER! DISSHONER
ON YOU! DISSHONER ON
YOUR COW!
Alfred
Young Master Danny. I am happy
To hear you are back. If you would
be so kind please come by the
manor, I would greatly appreciate it.
DieHard
Of course Alfred.
Feb 13, 2:50 PM
UndeadDrama
Danny! Your back!
DieHard
🖕
UndeadDrama
😢
DieHard
🖕🖕
UndeadDrama
😭