I Used Google Translate Cuz My Spanish Is Terrible - Tumblr Posts
Olivier showing her new henchmen, Mona Lisa, around the Hidden City. When they were being cat called by the Mud Dogs.
Mona: Even here, los hombres siguen siendo puercos. I think we should just ignore them. *Mens are still pigs*
Olivier: Not to worry, I know how to handle these type. Excuse me, what’s all this noise?
Mona: Dios mio, she’s going to provoke them. *my god*
Loathsome Leonard: mmm baby, you and your friends are a whole lot of women? We know what you ladies need.
Rebel: I don’t think you’re the type of guy that can give it to us.
Mona: You too, Rebel.
Olivier: I do believe you guys need to apologize to us.
Dastardly Danny: Apologies, you ladies should take it as a compliment.
Olivier smirked: Just as I expected, do you like my nails?
Olivier grabbed Dastardly Danny balls before he could respond.
Mona: This diablo, will be the death of us.
Olivier: Oh silly me, I never caught your name?
Dastardly Danny out of breath: It’s Dastardly Danny!
Olivier: Well Dastardly Danny, I’m lady Olivier, this is Miss Mona and Miss Rebel. Now Danny, when you encounter such lovely ladies the correct way to greet them is to say “good afternoon, ladies.” Can you say that?
Dastardly Danny manhood was aggressively squeezed: Good afternoon, ladies.
Olivier: Unless of course it’s the evening, you said?
Dastardly Danny continues to be squeezed aggressively: Good evening, ladies.
Olivier: Good, now go home, take a bath, comb your hair, and please put on a clean outfit when you step outside your door. It’s an affront to the very delicacy of my nature. That goes for the rest of you lots. The next time you disrespect any ladies, you’ll have to deal with me in the Battle Nexus. Do you understand?
Loathsome Leonard and Malicious Mickey: Yes, Ma’am!
Olivier: Ladies, let us continue our tour.
Mona: This is going to be fun.