I Wanna Include 18+ But I Also Have No Ability To Write Serious Bed Talk - Tumblr Posts

Im trying to write an edaurent fanfic but Im lowkey struggling setting the tone at the introduction, cuz this is a serious fic but everything I write doesnt sound serious enough lmfao.

Its a fic based around a trope of brazillian fics I used to read when I was 12 ( which imo no 12yo shouldve been reading lol ), its basically just criminal organization/mafia boss au. I dont plan on making any of the important settings brazil or anything, its just based on the trope - dono do morro, in portuguese.

The trope and the fic I want to write are serious but the way I choose it was not serious at all, my friend challenged me to write it as a gag but I take my shitposting seriously, I need to lock in.

Anyways, once I figure this out BEWARE OF THE MAFIA BOSS EDAURENT FANFIC ( THIS IS A THREAT )