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theshenanijiang
1 year ago

These are so cool!

I accidentally started a MDZS Redbubble store

A poster for a fake band. On a blue background, a red circle containing stylized gray mountains and the words 'Burial Mounds' below that are the characters for the Burial Mounds, below that 'The Second Siege'. Below the red circle are the words 'JiangHu Tour'. Below that a date- 2019, June through August. Below that the locations of the five major sects are given in English and in Chinese Characters

I wanted to buy a comfy zip-up hoodie to wear while I recovered from my up-coming top surgery, and I thought 'what if I could get a hoodie that repped my blorbos?' but I couldn't find any that really spoke to me, so I fell into a flow state and spent most of last Saturday designing this fake band poster for WWX & crew.

And then I was like: what if other people would want to walk around advertising a fake band?

A mock-up of a t-shirt design: A happy man is wearing a gray shirt with a logo: the red circle from the previous image, without the blue background or the tour information.

"They're super obscure - you probably haven't heard of them"

Or possibly:

A pin-on red button with the logo and text of the Burial Mound's album from the previous image.

Not to scale

BUT you need FIVE designs to open up a Redbubble account, so then I had to make FOUR more stunning fake things (I actually cheated and only made three, but with variations):

A mock-up of a notebook with the following design: a yellow circle containing the words "Phoenix Mountain Nighthunting and Archery Contest" as well as the Chinese characters for 'Phoenix Mountain' in the middle of the circle is a stylized mountain with a stylized phoenix flying over it.

I won a nighthunting and archery contest and all I got was this stupid notebook and exiled from the cultivation world

A mock-up of a magnet containing the words 'Yunmeng Jiang' above the Chinese characters for Yunmeng Jiang. Below that is a purple lotus with a light blue sword in front of it. Below that the words 'Attempt the impossible'
A blue mug printed with the same artwork as above: A mock-up of a magnet containing the words 'Yunmeng Jiang' above the Chinese characters for Yunmeng Jiang. Below that is a purple lotus with a dark blue sword in front of it. Below that the words 'Attempt the impossible' except the colors are changed to be darker.

No cultivation sect is complete without swag

And finally:

A mock-up of a wanted poster asking 'Have you seen this man?' followed by one of the images from The Untamed: the inaccurate drawing of the Yiling Laozu that the merchant was trying to sell WWX when he was visiting Qinghe right after his reserrection. To the side of the image are the Chinese characters for Yiling Laozu. Below that the words "100 tael reward" and below that "Offered by the Jin Sect". The wanted poster is on yellow ragged paper meant to look old and torn up, with a black border behind that.

Get it? Get it?

Anyway, so now it's all available on my Redbubble store. I'm not making a profit! It's all there with 0% mark-up because I feel kind of weird making money off of it (not that there's anything wrong with people who do- I'm coming from a place of privilege here because I get paid pretty well and don't need any extra income).

Send me an ask if there's anything you'd want that's not available or if you had an idea for a fake idk MDZS inspired sports team or something. (If it's something inspired by a fanfic pls get the author's permission tho unless they have blanket permission).

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signal boost I want most of these lol
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