I Want This To Be Real - Tumblr Posts

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

I WANT ONE

Everyone is talking about BIG chubby rook, but let me introduce SMALL rook! He’s cat size and will curl up on your lap after he’s eaten too much and falls asleep purring while you rub his belly💕

ah yes…here is the TOY Funeral Train -

good for keeping down vermin, snoozing in laps, and eating entire hams.

God I want this

imagine a feedism resort where feedees can book a room and have a holiday where the staff provide 3 or 4 full meals throughout the day with many fattening snacks in between and free complimentary heavy cream shakes. Feeders can come too and make sure their feedees eat everything (and enjoy the sight of them spilling out of their swimwear at the pool). All the rooms come with a funnel feeding system and you can order whatever food you want to your room.

When you go home thirty pounds heavier, you can just say it was a little bit of vacation weight ✨

My friend's kid gave me pinkeye and I have been on a particularly fuckt up sleep schedule about it and dreamed an entire Italian Opera on the themes of heaven and hell and the power of love and recognition of the self in other and the tragedy of loving the idea of something rather than the thing itself and the dream ended with the phrase "-And then it was banned EVERYWHERE."