I Was Really Looking Forward To Ut Bc It Would Guve Him At Least A Little Autonmy In The Season Where They Just Made Him A Meat Suit - Tumblr Posts

you know what would be rlly funny Is if esigma was controlling his whole body but he could still talk so he’s just yapping the whole time

(grabs caboose) “AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK sorrysorrysorrysorrysorryso

“they’re going to beat you sooo bad” “I find that highly unlikely-“ “blablahblahblah whatever”

(Sigma Evil laughs n pulls out sword) “hey what the Fuck don’t touch my sword.!!! Bow chika-WOAAAH”

(Tucker getting shot) (yelling from across the canyon:) “WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT!!! See I told you they were actually cool when it was needed”

(After Tex breaks free) “Dude….you should Not have provoked her- MY BALLS-“