I Would Have Liked This Better Ti Be Honest - Tumblr Posts

AU where Jon disappears and ages like he did in the comics, but when he comes back, he’s almost exactly the same age as Damian to the day, but he can’t remember what day it was exactly, leading to several arguments about who is older now.

Jon: I mean, I think it was a Friday, and it was definitely mid-February, which makes me two days older than you, right?

Damian: No, you’re not accounting for the hour. I was born in the early morning and you were born late at night, and you disappeared at night, but came back in the morning, so those two days don’t count.

Jon: That doesn't make up for two whole days. You’re just grasping at straws.

Damian: No, I’m not. Do we even know it was the same day when you got there?

Jon: It definitely was. I’m older now.

Damian: Well, why does it matter, anyway?

Jon: You seem to care a lot so I think it totally matters.

Damian: Shut up, farm boy.