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4 years ago

What I think the GNR boys would be arrested for; a thread.

(Ignoring any past crimes they were arrested for)

Duff: definitely broke into someone’s garden and stole a dog because it was being mistreated. Look at that man.

Axl: Arson. No, I won’t clarify.

Slash: Probably indecent exposure. He probably forgot where he was and just flashed everyone his ass.

Izzy: He murdered a man. Well. Is accused of murdering a man.

Steven: Probably accidentally wandered into some private property because he saw a cute animal he wanted to pet. Most likely at the zoo.


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