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ONE PIECE: INSIDE THE STORY | MACKENYU as RORONOA ZORO
luluhuran ang nagiisang hiroya shimizu/shuji hanma 🧎♀️
DADDY? SORRY. DADDY? SORRY. DADDY? SORRY. DA—
ARGHHHHHH I BADLYYYY WANTTTT, NO, NEEDDDDDD THE LAST ONEEEEEEEEE 😩😩
𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡
one piece social media + dating pt. 2 feat: zoro
♡ liked by ilovecottoncandychopper, S0U1K1NGBR00K and 6.5k others
_ynln: who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs cooked in the morning?
tagged: theroronoa.zoro
theroronoa.zoro: sorry i have a girlfriend
↳ _ynln: damn, not even one chance? 😔😔
↳ theroronoa.zoro: nah (liked by p1rateking_luffy)
sogekingg.usopp: is your boyfriend single (liked by p1rateking_luffy)
↳ _ynln: USOPP WTAF 😭
↳ _ynln: stop trying to steal my man, get your own bro
↳ sogeking.usopp: now i don't support homewrecking, but.. ☝️😋
↳ _ynln: BUT????
blackleg.sanji: PLEASE YN PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE 🧎🏼♂️🧎🏼♂️
↳ _ynln: no
lovenami: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!?
↳ lovenami: WE WERE MEANT TO MEET UP TWO HOURS AGO WHERE TF ARE YOU
↳ _ynln: SORRY NAMI IDK EITHER ZORO DRAGGED US SOMEWHERE AND WE GOT LOST 😭
♡ liked by FRAAANKY, trafalgar_d.law and 9.8k others
theroronoa.zoro: zoro. thousand sunny. 21. my gf invented me. like my eggs however yn likes them.
tagged: _ynln
jinbe: Very cute post (liked by nicorobin)
lovenami: anyone wanna jump off the ship w me?
↳ ace: yes 😁
blackleg.sanji: MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESS YN 💗💞💕💝❤️🔥
blackleg.sanji: I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO YOU
_ynln: ZORO QWDHBIVEFBQOBJ
_ynln: i love u sm??
↳ theroronoa.zoro: apparently you don't cause why is there question marks
↳ _ynln: GEEZ OKAY I LOVE U 😭 (liked by theroronoa.zoro)
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i hope y'all break up
↳ _ynln: DAMN KID WTF WHO HURT YOU
♡ liked by theroronoa.zoro, p1rateking_luffy and 10.3k others
_ynln: drinks on?
tagged: lovenami
lovenami: drinks were on that random guy at the club 😇😇
↳ blackleg.sanji: @theroronoa.zoro HOW DARE YOU NOT PROTECT THEM FROM CREEPS 🫵
↳ theroronoa.zoro: he was supplying all of us with drinks why would i chase the guy away
↳ lovenami: real, i wasn't gonna pay 400 berries for a pint 🥱
blackleg.sanji: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD IN ONE PHOTO?? 😍😍😘
blackleg.sanji: what did i ever do to deserve this 😩😩‼️
S0U1K1NGBR00K: May I see your panties?
↳ _ynln: absolutely not thanks (liked by lovenami, theroronoa.zoro)
p1rateking_luffy: LAST NIGHT WAS SO FUN 😄😄
p1rateking_luffy: THANKS FOR BUYING ME FOOD 💗
↳ _ynln: luffy wait what i didn't buy you anything?
↳ _ynln: OMFG DID YOU JUST DINE AND DASH???
♡ liked by _ynln, nicorobin and 17 others
[close friends]
theroronoa.zoro: nice 👍
blackleg.sanji: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS
blackleg.sanji: I AM SO JEALOUS
_ynln: best nap ever (liked by theroronoa.zoro)
p1rateking_luffy: I wanted to play tag but you guys were sleeping?
ilovecottoncandychopper: Yn looks like she gives good hugs! (liked by theroronoa.zoro)
↳ _ynln: CHOPPER GIVE ME HUGS ANYTIME ❣️❣️
sogeking.usopp: get this off my timeline right NOW 🫵
↳ _ynln: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SUCH HATERS 😭😭
𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊 + 𝐄𝐗𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐌
pairings : zoro, law x f!reader
info : nsfw / smut. 1,500 word count. minors & ageless blogs dni. reblogs appreciated! tw blood in header.
content : heavy size kinks, mild exhibitionism, dry humping, wall sex, creampie, table sex, kissing, check the individual tags
request : “would u be willing to do a drabble for zoro with a size kink and some light exhibitionism? 🥺🥺”
𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎 — size kink, sex on a table, strength kink? almost breaks a table, mild exhibitionism, dry humping, wall sex
there’s something about the way you struggle to take him that makes you so addicting to zoro. the initial spread of your walls, or how your hole tries its hardest to open up for his cock, only to find that it’ll be a hard stretch no matter what. zoro loves that— that no matter how much time he spends prepping you, he always has to push into your hole as carefully as he can to avoid completely breaking you.
the soft little moans escaping your lips bring him back to reality— you cutely bent over on the kitchen table as zoro rubs his cock against your ass. his eyes are fixated on the size difference alone, the globes of your ass hugging his thick length as he dry humps you. each movement of his hips is rough, pushing you up onto the tips of your toes— feet almost coming entirely off the floor from his roughness.
“z-zoro, everyone is asleep!”
his hands come to squeeze your ass, not missing the way your dripping cunt flutters against nothing. “doesn’t matter.”
he’s so big, thick cock dragging against your folds as you give your best efforts to keep yourself grounded. his broad chest is hovering just above your back, occasionally smacking against you from a particularly rougher thrust. the table itself is already creaking, rocking back and forth from zoro’s own thrusts— and he hasn’t even stuck his dick inside you yet.
“shit,” he curses under his breath, cock hot and heavy as he groans into your ear. “turn around, i needa be inside you.”
his strong arms wrap around you, laying you gently onto the table as his hands cage you in, your own thighs open and ready to take him as he hovers over you. “you think you’re ready?”
his voice is low, cock hungry to bury itself inside of you as he rubs his tip down your folds, length still glistening in your arousal. no matter how many times you take zoro, you can’t seem to get used to how thick his cock is— how big it looks in comparison to your little hole. it’s always a mystery to how he can get fully inside, bury his cock so deep inside you until his balls smack against the skin underneath your hole.
you mumble a please, and his grin spreads wide when he starts to push in, the head spreading your walls open as your eyes flutter shut, holding yourself as wide open as you possibly can to make room for him. “there you go,” he sighs, head tilting back as his jaw drops from the tightness of your cunt.
he’s so addictive, and not just the size of the dick inside your cunt, all of him is big. the huge arms on either side of your head, the muscles of his defined delts and chest flexing every so often, and his entire frame looming over yours with ease.
“more— move please,” you whisper, wanting nothing else but zoro to ruin you.
“if you say so,” he grins, starting a rough pace as the table immediately starts swaying loudly from the movement, “but you better hold tight.”
and you do, arms wrapping around his neck as you cling onto him, feeling him even deeper inside you. you think he’s reaching your tummy with each thrust, cock hitting the deepest parts of your cunt— and he doesn’t hold back, hips roughly smacking against you as he buries his cock inside. “yeah, you can always take all of me, can’t you?” he sighs, watching the way your cunt helplessly flutters around his length.
there’s an air of desperation in the way he fucks you tonight, thrusts not slowing down in the slightest as he leans down to kiss your neck. he only seems to be getting rougher, cock pounding into you, and you feel as if you’re being crushed by his weight.
naturally, it takes you a few seconds to process the deafening crack below you— zoro hovering above you with wide eyes as the two of you realized that the table cracked down the middle from his sheer strength.
“z-zoro! the…..table,” you fumble, gasping when he picks you up off the table that’s on the verge of splitting in two. despite the obvious risk of the two of you getting caught in such a position, he doesn’t seem to pay much attention, if any, to the cracked piece of wood.
“fuck, my bad,” he responds flatly, “couldn’t hold back. cook’ll fix it later or something.”
the words roll off his tongue without a single hint of remorse, hands focused on gripping your thighs to bring you against a wall, his cock never leaving your pretty walls as he resumes his pace.
at this new angle, zoro can reach impossibly deeper inside you, making you whine and grasp onto his large shoulders. “w-wait— what if someone comes?” you sob, biting your lip to hold back the noises slipping from you from the fullness.
“they won’t,” he hushes, “but you better keep it down! you’re moaning too loud—”
“c-can’t,” you whine, burying your face into his neck. “it’s deeper than before!”
his teeth are clenched, unable to stop himself even if someone does come. he grunts out your name, capturing you in a breathless kiss as soon as you look up at him.
his tongue prods at your own, sloppily kissing you through groans in a futile attempt to muffle your moans. he’s eating up every moan that spills from your mouth, pushing you harder against the wall to keep you still for him, snapping his hips against yours over and over.
he only pulls away to press his forehead to yours, body flush against your own as he clenches his jaw, the pump of his hips getting sloppier as he approaches his high.
“fuck—gonna fill you up,” he groans loudly into your ear. “you’re gonna cum with me, aren’t you? you better.”
and you do, nails digging deep into his back as he lets out a deep groan, bordering a growl as his hips stutter into yours, his cock squirting thick ropes of cum into your cunt as you’re held open for him to take every drop of it.
your eyes widen at the fullness. you didn’t think you could feel any fuller— but his cock is so thick, so thick that none of his cum can even spill out of your cunt.
zoro’s fingers are tight around your thighs, holding you still as he pants into your shoulder. “you can go once more, right?”
“don’t care if that stupid cook comes anymore. i’m only taking care of what’s mine.”
𝐋𝐀𝐖 — mild exhibitionism, he licks ur fingers, briefly dry humping, caught masturbating
“did you think you wouldn’t get caught?” he asks in a low voice, hand wrapping around your wrist to bring your dripping fingers to his face. “i told you to come to me when you want this.”
your cheeks heat up further at the embarrassment of being caught knuckles deep in your cunt in front of your captain, only days after he specifically told you to come to him instead.
his chest presses against your back, your own eyes fixated on the arms wrapped around your body, pretty hands running up and down your sides as you tremble at his touch. “don’t move,” he commands, motioning at your fingers still inside yourself. “i’m s-sorry, law..” you murmur, head turning to pout at your captain.
there’s an audible click of his tongue before he breaks eye contact. “you think you can just do as you like, touching yourself without coming to me. what if someone else caught you?”
his tattooed hand wraps around your wrist, pulling your hand out with a lewd squelch. “i shouldn’t have left you alone.”
“law, i need help,” you whine, innocent eyes locking with his. no matter how much he tries to be upset with you, he can’t help it when you ask for his help so nicely. “don’t look at me like that,” he grumbles, bringing your dripping fingers to his mouth to slowly lick up the length of each finger you stuffed inside yourself.
he grins when your eyes widen at the sight of him sucking on your fingers, warmth flooding your cheeks in an instant. “y-you don’t need to do that!” you protest, but he doesn’t stop.
his hand is big, enveloping yours as he gently licks up every ounce of arousal on your hand. “i’m taking care of you now.”
he pulls you onto his lap, your dripping cunt resting on his clothed dick as you gasp at the imprint of it. through his pants— you can feel it, the outline of his cock, nudging at your hole.
“we should move— shouldn’t we?” you ask, your walls fluttering around nothing at the warmth throbbing against your cunt, which doesn’t go unnoticed by law. “you didn’t seem to mind touching yourself in a place where anyone could see,” he responds, “so don’t whine.”
“i’m taking you right here. it’s in your best interest to stay quiet— unless you want the others to hear you crying that it’s too big.”
cutieee
OUR LITTLE BABY
HEADCANONS! ASL BROTHERS x FEM! READER
A/N: Headcanons for each boo with a baby 🥹 yeah! baby fever hits hard, but it’s so lovely. Heheheh I cried.
CW: Nothing but fluff for the aching heart! Established relationships and Implied Marriage!
(✿◦ ACE ◦)♡
You can’t tell me that he’s not the perfect father. Well, sure, he has his wild sides to parenting, but he’s a real sweetheart when it comes to young ones…especially when it’s yours.
BABY BUMP! -> Ace is very touchy with you in the baby forming phase. The bump on your tummy holds the waiting joy and pride of both of you, and an amazing compliment to the golden ring on your finger.
BABY PREP! -> Ace will be there for you everywhere. He would *try* to cook for you and your cravings, so don’t be upset when he can’t make that odd dish. Both of you will get matching outfits for the baby; whether it be a mini version of his hat or a cute shorts that are very similar to his own! Ace would try to comfort you in any way, especially when you’re in pain and the only thing he can do is praise you and comfort you with words that the pain will go away soon.
BABY DADDY! -> You can’t tell me that you won’t have twins with this man: a boy and sweet girl. Ace is fumbling with the baby bottles and stressing to keep them quiet. It’s at the end of the day where he’s exhausted, but you can’t help but giggle seeing each baby nestling on either side of his arms. With his children, he’s a heavy sleeper; so of course his strong babies would kick him in a whiny mess and push him off the bed. As a dad, he falls easy for each thing they do— whether it be them doodling on the walls or even copying his trademark moves. You love the sight of him with your baby girl and baby boy just playing their hearts out!
“Mommy! Mommy!”
You looked up tiredly from the couch, hearing your baby girl call for you. You entrusted Ace to care for them as you rested, but as you may assume, it didn’t seem like that. With a groan you shouted back:
“Yes baby?”
From the corner of the couch you saw black hair peep, along with some pretty eyes and freckles. She was a spitting image of her father. Though, the messy black ink on her face worried you.
In that instant you shot up, shuffling quickly to her in a hushed voice, “What happened?! Why is your face all—“
“We painted daddy!”
You felt your heart drop as you picked up your toddler, carrying her to the bedroom where Ace lay. Well, what was left of him.
Your eyes met your son tying your husband to the bed with his long snake plushies. There was one big hippo plush standing before the bed, and it was curious with a fat mustache drawn on its snout. Ace was oblivious as he snored loudly and his entire body was doodled on like a canvas. Your son noticed you with a bright smile.
“Mommy we’re gonna sacrifice daddy to the mustache man!”
Ace instantly shot up, eyes blazing as he choked on his snore.
“You’re gonna sacrifice daddy to who?”
(✿◦ SABO ◦)♡
He will sob and will be prepared before you are. Sabo will treat you like a princess, his beloved wife who he thinks can’t do anything. He will do acts of service for you and always get you and your coming baby cute commodities!
BABY BUMP! -> This man will get you dresses that show your round tummy— mostly because he wants everyone to know you’re going to be a mommy! Sabo is a gentleman at that too; he’s prepped with helping you exercise as needed and treat you with soft praises and massages. Ah! He will talk to your baby as you sleep: he’s always saying how he can’t wait for them to be born and meet you. He’s giving good father vibes!
BABY PREP! -> When I said he is ready for everything, I mean everything. Sabo will be building the baby furniture, buying the baby needs, and even customizing baby clothing as you rest. He’s so eager about them, but he may or may not be as worried about you. Sabo is always asking if you need anything— and if you say no, he’ll make sure to give you some treats either way or do small acts of kindness. He does this to the point that he makes you live in bed as he does chores around the house; but don’t worry about him! He’s on leave for your pregnancy and he is going to make sure you get all the attention you deserve so he can get his beautiful baby.
BABY DADDY! -> Sabo is the perfect daddy. He still makes you rest and promises to take care of your baby girl— and believe me when I say he will not fail you. Somehow, he’s already changing her diapers and getting her to sleep without breaking a sweat. It’s always adorable to see him cooing at her, his large finger being held by her tiny fingers as she oogles. Sabo is also playing her in many ways; reading her stories, making crafts, and even just napping with her. It’s always heartaching to see her curiously touch the scars on your husbands face, her eyes sparkling and her lips spilling joyful sounds. He makes sure to give her the best childhood, and you make sure to help too— even if it’s as little as covering them with a soft blanket after a long day.
“Sweetheart don’t forget your gym bag!”
You watched crossed-legged on the arm chair, your hands holding your warm mug and eyes gleefully watching Sabo and your daughter hurry about.
“Papa I don’t have my gloves! I can’t find ‘em!” she cried, running to him as he struggled to fix up his tie.
“What?! You were playing with them just a—“ he groaned, and went on a spree around the house. You, however, didn’t have to do anything. Another baby nestled in your womb as you calmly sipped your tea.
Today would mark your girls first day of martial arts class; you didn’t want her to do it at such a young age, but who can you say no to at such an eager child? Afterall, her father can train her as well. You didn’t bear the responsibility and you practically threatened Sabo that if a single hair on her head got hurt then he’d get the punishment.
“Honey!” you shouted, “The gloves are in her toy bin!”
You heard a curse from the other room, “Y/N! Why didn’t you—“
You rolled your eyes, “Watch your language!”
A pouty blond stomped from the hallway carrying the gloves, “Here you go, make sure to put them away here alright?” Sabo looked at you with a frown.
“Hey!” You pointed a finger at him, “I would’ve helped but you decided to give me another baby. That’s your problem.”
“Papa, how did you give mama a baby?”
(✿◦ LUFFY ◦)♡
Luffy will be the most energetic father EVER. Take advantage of his joyful energy because your husband will take a surprisingly good job of caring for you and your child. Afterall, he is still a child at heart but a man when it comes to you.
BABY BUMP! -> You can’t tell me he doesn’t make fun of your tummy— affectionately that is. Luffy makes sure to eat a lot, essentially copying the shape of your belly as he says, “See? I’m pregnant too!” with a very cheeky grin. He’s always listening to your tummy, telling you every little thing— from a burp to a poke through your skin. Luffy is the type to hug you from behind and snake his arm under your tummy; and believe me when I tell you it helps! It’s like weight being lifted off you, and pleasurably as he gives you a soft kiss on the cheek.
BABY PREP! -> Let’s get this straight first; Luffy can AND will eat your cravings with you— no matter how wacky they are. Poor Sanji would be stuck with making two of the most weirdest dishes with his poor hands, but he can’t deny you your cravings. The crew would most likely be the ones helping you around: either Franky making the crib, Sanji cooking, Robin helping with your girl stuff, and Chopper giving you any medical care. Luffy is there as your support husband— a very attached one. The thing with him is that he won’t ever leave you alone. He makes sure he’s the first person to help you if it’s within his reach and the only one to comfort you. I see him as the type to be sleeping as you sleep and walking around as you walk.
BABY DADDY! -> He’s a definite twin daddy of two boys; good luck. These babies have the same appetite as their father and the same fuse. They will make a fuss if they don’t get fed on time; and when they do, make sure to replace the plate within the second. CONSTANT CRYERS. As if it weren’t enough, these two babies will be the most exhausting and challenging to take care of. Luffy can’t do much for you, especially when even he picks a fight with his little boys over a piece of meat. At the very least, they sleep just fine with a loaf of meat as their pacifier.
“Luffy! You didn’t clean—“
Your search came to an end, seeing your lover shout eagerly in the children’s room.
“And he was thiiiisssssss big y’know? An’ I gave him the big ol’ gum gum attack!! Like this!” Luffy shot his arms into fists, mimicking a gattling sound dramatically. The two boys that sat giggled joyfully, mimicking their father’s move.
“Gum gum! Gum gum! Gum gum!”
You let out a sigh as you leaned on the doorframe, listening contently to his story. The boys went on with their play, shouting rabid laughter as they ran about.
“Gum gum! Gum gum! Gum gum!”
“Yeah! Like that!” he giggled, jumping on the bed as puffed up his chest, “An’ then I jumped on him with a wham!” He fell to the floor, laughing as the twins did the same.
“Wham wham! Wham!”
You shouted back,
“A wham is what your father gets if he doesn’t clean his room.”
“Ooooooooooo.”
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