Ichigo Is Gonna Be A Shinigami Anyways When He Dies (as A Human?) - Tumblr Posts
Bleach characters, Ichigo has decided to quit being a soul reaper and go to college instead! Your reactions?
As requested by anon. :)
Hisagi: Awwww….I kinda *liked* the universe.
Soi Fon: Kurosaki is abandoning the fight now? Ridiculous.
Soi Fon: If he had learned the importance of duty and assassination when he was little, like a normal child, this would not be happening now.
Urahara: Actually, children in the human world learn things like coloring and counting! Not murder!
Soi Fon: No wonder humans are so weak.
Chad: Ichigo, I support education, but are you sure you want to *completely* give up being a soul reaper?
Chad: When you lost your powers, you were not happy.
Ishida: Plus, the universe tends to need you, Kurosaki! You have obligations!
Orihime: Maybe you should go on doing both school and shinigami stuff? We’ll help!
Ichigo: Guys…I was basically never in class during high school.
Ichigo: Being a shinigami is too much of a time commitment! So if I want to do college, I need to just do college.
Keigo: I-Ichigo…
Keigo: You…
Keigo: YOU REALLY ARE A NERD!!!
Ichigo: Shut up.
Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo, you do not need further schooling to achieve success.
Byakuya: Merely tell people that you are a noble.
Ichigo: Yeah…being a part of a dead noble family from the afterlife doesn’t do much in the human world, Byakuya.
Byakuya: Humans are more barbaric than I realized.
Rukia: Hmmm….I’ve never been to college…
Rukia: It sounds fun!
Ichigo: W-what makes you think you’ll come??
Rukia: Because you always need me, fool!
Grimmjow: I don’t buy it, Kurosaki!
Grimmjow: You love fighting too much to give it up!
Grimmjow: The first time you see a hollow, your shinigami instincts will take over!
Ichigo: Naw. I’m probably gonna be a shinigami for the rest of my natural life and then for eternity in Soul Society.
Ichigo: I think I can handle taking four years off.
Grimmjow: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KUROSAKI?!?
Ulquiorra: All of you, enough. Kurosaki Ichigo is a human. He is allowed to lead a human life.
Ichigo: Uh….thanks, Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra: He will most likely be dead before he manages to finish four years of anything, after all.
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: Thanks so much.