Idk Any Of These Characters But Id Best Any Swede In A Fight Any Day - Tumblr Posts

explain why in the tags. consider:

Miss Piggy knows karate

Animal is at least 60% feral

Sweetums is the size of a grown man

Gonzo does extreme stunts and considers torture fun

Uncle Deadly threw a man off a roof once

Constantine has a bear trap for teeth

Crazy Harry causes explosions and is also called. Crazy Harry