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The CG + Purple as things I’ve said out of context

Red: “Sorry guys, I almost died on the way here but WHERE ARE THE CATS!? I NEED TO SEE THE CATS! THE CATS!”

TSC/ Orange: “I just walked all the way across this entire building to get a fork, just to find out there’s already a fork in my bag. SHUT UP, I GOT LIKE AN HOUR OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. MY SIBLINGS WOKE ME UP BECAUSE OF A FUCKING AIRHORN.”

Yellow: “Sure, I’ll help you with your math homework, I just need to find my phone first-”

Insert rummaging

“Wait- I’m literally calling you on my phone. Let me just find my pencil real fast-“

“Wait- it was in my hand the entire time. You said something about trigonometry?”

Blue: “No, I promise you that this isn’t candy, it’s just glucose tablets for my blood sugar. And no, you can’t have them. My sister thought they were drugs.”

Green: “This personality test says I’m really loyal and a perfectionist, and that I break down into tears whenever anything doesn’t go my way.”

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“Well, it isn’t wrong, but I can’t believe it had to EXPOSE ME like that!”

Purple: “Did I just trauma-dump my life story in a completely sarcastic way? Yeah. I just did. What was I supposed to do- present it as a dramatic monologue? Do I get extra credit for that if I do?”