If She Even Was Pregnant And Wasn't Just Saying It To Force His Hand Before The Blackmailing Attempt - Tumblr Posts
what's the worst relationship you ever had?
"Ugh, you really had to go there with that question, didn't you?" Roman sighs, eyes rolling in their sockets as he immediately thinks back to one particular fling. "Couple of years ago there was this broad, Cheryl. Smoking hot but dumb as a sack of shit, or at least I thought so at the time. Gorgeous body and crazy good in bed but I didn't realize at the time just how crazy she was. It was bad. Anyways, she got knocked up at some point and tried to pass me off as the father. Actually thought I'd buy it too as if I didn't know how sex worked, dumb bitch."
Not even the cigar he's smoking can hide the bad taste in his mouth as he thinks to back then. It had been a rough year or three after the death of his second girlfriend, Tiffany Ambrose and Roman had only just started blowing off steam once he'd spent enough time grieving only for Cheryl, stupid pretty Cheryl to think she could actually blackmail Roman Sionis of all people. "Normally I wouldn't have given a shit but she got real insistent about getting with me, saying the kid she was carrying really was mine even though we both fucking knew I wasn't physically capable of giving her kids. Pushed me for a ring, wedding bells and all and when I refused, threatened to out what I was really wearing beneath the suit. Of course, I couldn't let that slide..." Roman huffed, his skeletal face taking on a spiteful sneer as he flicks away the ash on his cigar. "You know how it goes down in Gotham. Pretty young thing starts going around running her mouth, saying she's going to become Mrs. Sionis soon attracts the wrong sort of attention if you know what I mean. No idea what happened to her but she disappeared without trace and hasn't hassled me since." Shame really. If she hadn't been nuttier than a squirrel turd, Roman would have liked keeping her around as a sugar baby. Her tits and ass were still to this day the sweetest he'd ever had.